max wallops
@maxwallops.bsky.social
I ❤️ old technology & video games 📟 📼 🎮 and I used a soldering iron one time
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Calling it peanut butter like it's only made from one peanut
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Calling it peanut butter like it's only made from one peanut
I don't know why dogs like what they like, but to each their bone
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don't know why dogs like what they like, but to each their bone
Pretty much nobody lives in a yellow submarine, wtf were the Beatles on about
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Pretty much nobody lives in a yellow submarine, wtf were the Beatles on about
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you ever hear a song that's so good
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
you ever hear a song that's so good
Just now realized that they call it a top hat because the HAT goes on TOP of you
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just now realized that they call it a top hat because the HAT goes on TOP of you
Loser ants casing my sink completely unaware of the candy drawer
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Loser ants casing my sink completely unaware of the candy drawer
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holy shit u guys.... its called a stain because it stay in ....
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
holy shit u guys.... its called a stain because it stay in ....
Is it righty-tighty or lefty-loosey for undoing testicular torsion?
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Is it righty-tighty or lefty-loosey for undoing testicular torsion?
I know waterboarding must be bad because just now I was a chugging Gatorade without taking big enough of a breath but I already committed and I thought I was going to fucking die
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I know waterboarding must be bad because just now I was a chugging Gatorade without taking big enough of a breath but I already committed and I thought I was going to fucking die
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oh, and what are you, the crime police?
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
oh, and what are you, the crime police?
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@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
Scientists still can't agree which bone is second funniest
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Scientists still can't agree which bone is second funniest
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Time to sit back with a cup of water and watch the posts scroll in…
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Time to sit back with a cup of water and watch the posts scroll in…
At the gym thinking about Smee
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
At the gym thinking about Smee
Never wish death on an enemy.
Wish something like how sometimes you get that zit(?) on the outside of your nostril that's too deep for you to do anything about and it just hurts for 4 days
Wish something like how sometimes you get that zit(?) on the outside of your nostril that's too deep for you to do anything about and it just hurts for 4 days
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Never wish death on an enemy.
Wish something like how sometimes you get that zit(?) on the outside of your nostril that's too deep for you to do anything about and it just hurts for 4 days
Wish something like how sometimes you get that zit(?) on the outside of your nostril that's too deep for you to do anything about and it just hurts for 4 days
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
Doing the doctor knee reflex thing to myself for fun
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Doing the doctor knee reflex thing to myself for fun
And you
Change your mind
Like a girl
Changes minds
Change your mind
Like a girl
Changes minds
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And you
Change your mind
Like a girl
Changes minds
Change your mind
Like a girl
Changes minds
Referring to guyss named Paul as Ball to see if they notice
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Referring to guyss named Paul as Ball to see if they notice
Sad Surfer: Wooaah is me...
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sad Surfer: Wooaah is me...
Undercover cop talking to drug kingpin: Broooo this rules and stuff but have you considered ceasing operations immediately?
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Undercover cop talking to drug kingpin: Broooo this rules and stuff but have you considered ceasing operations immediately?
I wanna pay SmarterEverDay to make me a laminar flow urethra.
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I wanna pay SmarterEverDay to make me a laminar flow urethra.