Mads
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Breast vents OPEN
John Kasich issues a statement on the elections from a golf pro shop
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Breast vents OPEN
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BREAKING: Prince Humperdinck of Florin has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BREAKING: Prince Humperdinck of Florin has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor
Imagine your tatas making the official White House major events timeline. The highest possible honor
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Imagine your tatas making the official White House major events timeline. The highest possible honor
First off thought it was a calendar (a voter fraud calendar?) but what really gets me is the seventh VOTE clip art is unexpectedly rotated clockwise by 15 degrees
this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
First off thought it was a calendar (a voter fraud calendar?) but what really gets me is the seventh VOTE clip art is unexpectedly rotated clockwise by 15 degrees
I’m sorry is that plain white rice AI Zohran is shoveling into his mouth in the beginning?
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m sorry is that plain white rice AI Zohran is shoveling into his mouth in the beginning?
Me fr
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me fr
doing nothing and idling time away consumes our life.
September 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
doing nothing and idling time away consumes our life.
I gave my life to christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I gave my life to christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot
Clearly not that influential since we’re all gay now
August 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Clearly not that influential since we’re all gay now
This lady and the campaign trying to excuse the bribery by saying it’s just Chinese culture is insane work
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This lady and the campaign trying to excuse the bribery by saying it’s just Chinese culture is insane work
My pronouns are they/them pierogi salesperson
Wait, the cops were trying to make sure Dershowitz didn’t misgender anyone 😭
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My pronouns are they/them pierogi salesperson
One long neck
July 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One long neck
I actually took the ACT in high school bc I was an SAT hater
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I actually took the ACT in high school bc I was an SAT hater
Republicans in disarray
July 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Republicans in disarray
Or - get this - punk boys in fishnets 😏
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Or - get this - punk boys in fishnets 😏
emo cardinal with black eyeliner and everything
June 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
emo cardinal with black eyeliner and everything
MVP Brad Lander nice job man
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
MVP Brad Lander nice job man
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BREAKING: Prince Humperdinck of Florin has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BREAKING: Prince Humperdinck of Florin has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor
Had a dream that there was a version of the lesbian flag with cartoon scissors on it specifically for the subgroup of lesbians who scissor
June 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Had a dream that there was a version of the lesbian flag with cartoon scissors on it specifically for the subgroup of lesbians who scissor
Thinking about how @theonion.com has spent the past few days writing jokes about war with Iran so they’d be ready when this happened
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Thinking about how @theonion.com has spent the past few days writing jokes about war with Iran so they’d be ready when this happened
Strongly agree. the people yearn for the open tab. Being able to have them at coffee shops would cure alcoholism
you should be able to keep a running tab at variety coffee roasters like an old west saloon
June 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Strongly agree. the people yearn for the open tab. Being able to have them at coffee shops would cure alcoholism
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This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.
June 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.