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HOLY MOTHER FORKING SHIRTBALLS IT WORKED

arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

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Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models
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November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Tomorrow: Volume 2 of The Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble, a premium 12,000+ word guide to every major AI player, neocloud, and hyperscaler dicking around with AI. It is one of the rudest things I've ever written. Here's $10 off annual.

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November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I dont think i’ve seen a more clear sign that AI is dying than jack fucking dorsey rebooting vine and banning AI content
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

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Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
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November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Premium newsletter: Meta, Google, Amazon and Microsoft need $2 Trillion in AI revenue by 2030 or they've wasted their capex. The massive cost of building data centers and constant decay in value of expensive-to-run GPUs may make AI profits impossible to achieve.
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Big Tech Needs $2 Trillion In AI Revenue By 2030 or They Wasted Their Capex
As I've established again and again, we are in an AI bubble, and no, I cannot tell you when the bubble will pop, because we're in the stupidest financial era since the great financial crisis — though,...
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October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I love this Write the Docs sticker. :)
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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No it doesn’t! Google doesn’t break out its AI revenue and never has. Making this assumption misleads retails investors
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I’ve been telling y’all for years to quit Spotify but today is the day you can actually do it
Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Premium newsletter: OpenAI promised to build a gigawatt of data centers for AMD, NVIDIA and Broadcom by the end of 2026, and 9GW more for Broadcom by the end of 2029. They need $400 Billion in the next 12 months - and to do several impossible things at once.
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OpenAI Needs $400 Billion In The Next 12 Months
Hello readers! This premium edition features a generous free intro because I like to try and get some of the info out there, but the real indepth stuff is below the cut. Nevertheless, I deeply appreci...
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October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Always has been; always will be.
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Kyutoki-kun, a laid back water heater, is the mascot for Kinliser, who do water heating equipment. The kettle is called Yukan-kun.
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Big day for people who eat paint
Microsoft launches new Windows features to help weave AI into regular Windows 11 PCs, including rolling out a "Hey, Copilot!" wake word and Copilot Vision (Tom Warren/The Verge)

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October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10 (TT: tucker_thegentleman)
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Not many people realize they called it the PS5 because pspspspsps didn't fit on the box
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Fabrizio Ferri-Benedetti's (@theletterf.bsky.social) "dynamic seniority" concept:

Growth isn't continuous—it's a ladder. It's natural to alternate between stable periods (maintaining skills and recharging) and sudden climbs (capabilities leap forward).

Listen to S3:E20 to hear more from Fabri!
October 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
bitch what
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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i'm selling a guitar on marketplace and some doorknob offered me a pixelart nft of the same guitar in trade and sent me an image of it and told me it was a 1 of 1 so i downloaded it and replied that now it was a 1 of 2 and this was the last thing he said before i blocked him
September 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Premium: The AI Bubble's promises are impossible. NVIDIA's customers are running out of money, GPUs die in 3-5 years, most 1GW data centers will never get built, and OpenAI's Abilene data center doesn't won't have the power it needs before 2028 - if it ever does.
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The AI Bubble's Impossible Promises
Readers: I’ve done a very generous “free” portion of this newsletter, but I do recommend paying for premium to get the in-depth analysis underpinning the intro. That being said, I want as many people ...
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October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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“When streets became calmer & safer, more people felt comfortable trying a bike commute for the first time. Families began pedaling to the park…Local businesses saw new life…And cycling stopped feeling like a niche activity—it became part of everyday Parisian life.”

Via @momentummag.bsky.social
New Study Shows How Paris Pedaled Its Way to a Cycling Revolution
Cycling through central Paris meant weaving between buses and scooters—a bold choice reserved for the fearless few.
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October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Ki-tan the helpful but clumsy onion is the mascot for Kitami City in Hokkaido.
October 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM