HouserHead
@matzerath.bsky.social
Maker of strange games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Creator of the orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette.
Tips: https://ko-fi.com/mikeyh || https://matzerath.itch.io/
Tips: https://ko-fi.com/mikeyh || https://matzerath.itch.io/
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HouserHead
@matzerath.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Orange Roulette on Steam
Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?
store.steampowered.com
The premier orange flavored tension simulator made by ME is available on Steam! Updated with 3D graphics, new choices, heightened tension, and the original randomness! Fancy updates on the regular! Help an old Flash guy in a mad world. Thank you.🍊
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
I was going through my old stuff and found some scary leftover drugs from the party days!
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I was going through my old stuff and found some scary leftover drugs from the party days!
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His Story 🤷♂️
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
His Story 🤷♂️
If 'Pippi Longstocking' ever goes to Public Domain, I hope someone makes a horror movie knock off where she's really mad at everybody and wreaks havoc for two hours. Maybe near the end of the movie someone suggests they find Superman, but that idea gets shot down because he's still under copyright.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If 'Pippi Longstocking' ever goes to Public Domain, I hope someone makes a horror movie knock off where she's really mad at everybody and wreaks havoc for two hours. Maybe near the end of the movie someone suggests they find Superman, but that idea gets shot down because he's still under copyright.
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🏰KINGDOMS OF THE DUMP🏰
An indie turn-based RPG set in the "Lands of Fill"
🗑️Made by real janitors
♻️6+ Years of work
📢RELEASING IN DAYS (NOV. 18)
I finally hung up the broom after years of janiteering to focus on our launch.
Help us out by wishlisting now!
#PitchYaGame
An indie turn-based RPG set in the "Lands of Fill"
🗑️Made by real janitors
♻️6+ Years of work
📢RELEASING IN DAYS (NOV. 18)
I finally hung up the broom after years of janiteering to focus on our launch.
Help us out by wishlisting now!
#PitchYaGame
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🏰KINGDOMS OF THE DUMP🏰
An indie turn-based RPG set in the "Lands of Fill"
🗑️Made by real janitors
♻️6+ Years of work
📢RELEASING IN DAYS (NOV. 18)
I finally hung up the broom after years of janiteering to focus on our launch.
Help us out by wishlisting now!
#PitchYaGame
An indie turn-based RPG set in the "Lands of Fill"
🗑️Made by real janitors
♻️6+ Years of work
📢RELEASING IN DAYS (NOV. 18)
I finally hung up the broom after years of janiteering to focus on our launch.
Help us out by wishlisting now!
#PitchYaGame
Throwback fun! Here is a sprite sheet from one of my old Flash games!
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Throwback fun! Here is a sprite sheet from one of my old Flash games!
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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this is so so insane the ILLINOIS STATE POLICE are lining up LIKE THIS against clergy and people dressed as the Kool-Aid man.
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
this is so so insane the ILLINOIS STATE POLICE are lining up LIKE THIS against clergy and people dressed as the Kool-Aid man.
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And we have now progressed from data analysis to policy recommendations.
I told her that we'd calculate the cash value of her candy haul, that I'd ask her to raid her piggy bank and donate 1/3 the candy cash value to a local food bank, and that I'd add on a 5X match.
I told her that we'd calculate the cash value of her candy haul, that I'd ask her to raid her piggy bank and donate 1/3 the candy cash value to a local food bank, and that I'd add on a 5X match.
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
And we have now progressed from data analysis to policy recommendations.
I told her that we'd calculate the cash value of her candy haul, that I'd ask her to raid her piggy bank and donate 1/3 the candy cash value to a local food bank, and that I'd add on a 5X match.
I told her that we'd calculate the cash value of her candy haul, that I'd ask her to raid her piggy bank and donate 1/3 the candy cash value to a local food bank, and that I'd add on a 5X match.
Orange Roulette is on sale on Steam until the 4th! It's had a ton of updates since its initial release, with more to come. If you'd like to support the Arts of Old Farts, find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also here (with free Steam key):
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also here (with free Steam key):
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
Save 15% on Orange Roulette on Steam
Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?
store.steampowered.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Orange Roulette is on sale on Steam until the 4th! It's had a ton of updates since its initial release, with more to come. If you'd like to support the Arts of Old Farts, find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also here (with free Steam key):
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also here (with free Steam key):
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
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if 10 people reply "delete" i will remove this
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if 10 people reply "delete" i will remove this
Tor Johnson:
"Bela, Werewolf Man have hangover! Or is called 'wolfover'? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bela, is funny, why no laugh? Bela, BELA, you OK?"
"Bela, Werewolf Man have hangover! Or is called 'wolfover'? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bela, is funny, why no laugh? Bela, BELA, you OK?"
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tor Johnson:
"Bela, Werewolf Man have hangover! Or is called 'wolfover'? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bela, is funny, why no laugh? Bela, BELA, you OK?"
"Bela, Werewolf Man have hangover! Or is called 'wolfover'? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bela, is funny, why no laugh? Bela, BELA, you OK?"
Checking out the job listings:
"Hm, Gestational Carrier! I wonder if that's seasonal?"
"Hm, Gestational Carrier! I wonder if that's seasonal?"
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Checking out the job listings:
"Hm, Gestational Carrier! I wonder if that's seasonal?"
"Hm, Gestational Carrier! I wonder if that's seasonal?"
The very latest updates have made Orange roulette at least 10% percent scarier, and as previously mentioned, uh, 'stat-ier'!
October 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The very latest updates have made Orange roulette at least 10% percent scarier, and as previously mentioned, uh, 'stat-ier'!
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Michael Caine was great in Halloween
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Michael Caine was great in Halloween
Orange Roulette is on sale! It's not part of the official STEAM Scream Sale, because for SOME reason they don't consider oranges scary! Find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also on itch.io (includes a STEAM key)
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also on itch.io (includes a STEAM key)
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Orange Roulette is on sale! It's not part of the official STEAM Scream Sale, because for SOME reason they don't consider oranges scary! Find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also on itch.io (includes a STEAM key)
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also on itch.io (includes a STEAM key)
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...
I made some adjustments to the Orange Roulette stats - a little more visually dynamic, with special stats specific to modes! For those of you that love counting oranges, I think you'll find this to your liking 🍊🍊🍊😜
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I made some adjustments to the Orange Roulette stats - a little more visually dynamic, with special stats specific to modes! For those of you that love counting oranges, I think you'll find this to your liking 🍊🍊🍊😜
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Some of us still out here struggling 🙃
#indiedev #gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames #newgame #steam #Godot #bullethell
#indiedev #gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames #newgame #steam #Godot #bullethell
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Some of us still out here struggling 🙃
#indiedev #gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames #newgame #steam #Godot #bullethell
#indiedev #gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames #newgame #steam #Godot #bullethell
A new video from @bijuumike.bsky.social
about the latest Orange Roulette updates! Full disclosure, I haven't watched it yet - I get a little anxiety watching vids about stuff I made, gotta build up to it! (Drink a few beers)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi...
about the latest Orange Roulette updates! Full disclosure, I haven't watched it yet - I get a little anxiety watching vids about stuff I made, gotta build up to it! (Drink a few beers)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi...
Orange Roulette is back... (INSANE UPDATE)
YouTube video by Bijuu Mike
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A new video from @bijuumike.bsky.social
about the latest Orange Roulette updates! Full disclosure, I haven't watched it yet - I get a little anxiety watching vids about stuff I made, gotta build up to it! (Drink a few beers)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi...
about the latest Orange Roulette updates! Full disclosure, I haven't watched it yet - I get a little anxiety watching vids about stuff I made, gotta build up to it! (Drink a few beers)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi...
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This administration has a real problem with the truth. It lies constantly, and then also tries to hide anything truthful that damages its narrative or debunks its lies.
The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing
Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction
Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.
www.wsj.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This administration has a real problem with the truth. It lies constantly, and then also tries to hide anything truthful that damages its narrative or debunks its lies.
MAGA is like 'HA HA look at those millions of people gathered together in peace all over the world! What a buncha losers!'
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
MAGA is like 'HA HA look at those millions of people gathered together in peace all over the world! What a buncha losers!'
My cat has died. Cat was already fully grown when I took her in 10 years ago. No one knew her age, she may have lived to 15, she may have lived to 20! No more meows, lap sits, scratching at my computer monitor to get my attention. Cat is missed. I am sad.
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My cat has died. Cat was already fully grown when I took her in 10 years ago. No one knew her age, she may have lived to 15, she may have lived to 20! No more meows, lap sits, scratching at my computer monitor to get my attention. Cat is missed. I am sad.
"I had the nightmare again ..."
October 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I had the nightmare again ..."