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Hiiiiii I like video games, ice hockey, Philly, cake, naps, kindness, etc... I have the sneeze of a much larger man.
I have ascended
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L_8...

To quote insightful video game IP lawyer Haley MacLean, "yuck!"
Video Game IP Lawyer Reacts To Nintendo's Industry-Chilling Patents
YouTube video by MinnMax
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
gross
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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On a day of hard news for games media, we're sending out love and appreciation for the remarkable creative voices affected by departures at Polygon and Giant Bomb.
May 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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polygon and giant bomb dead in the same week is just unfathomable
May 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
May 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.

"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."

At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I've suddenly become so obsessed with tea I'm googling things like "how much tea is unsafe"
April 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Give these folks your support (and money if you can)! Huge win at a time where the industry is looking grim.
Game Informer is back! The entire team is returning and we can't wait to reconnect. Come join us to celebrate the best in games, the people who make games, and the people who play games from all around the world.

www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...
March 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Waluigi has died
February 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just woke from a dream where I learned the identity of Kirby's "real father" but now I can't remember!
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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i will never let men off the hook for making misogynist art because david lynch, an old cornpone white guy from montana, was able to make one of the only television shows that took violence against women seriously and, in fact, framed child sexual abuse as a legitimately apocalpytic evil
just logged into this site for the first time in weeks (i just finished my novel and had told myself i wouldn't look until i was done) and jesus christ what a thing to come back to
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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SO YOU SEE NIKKI DISCOVERS THE FAEWISH SPRITE PALADINS ARE TRYING TO CREATE THEIR OWN GOD SINCE THEY BELIEVE THEY'RE GOD HAS ABANDONED THEM AND THEY FEEL THEY CAN ONLY JUSTIFY THEIR EXISTENCE THROUGH GOD SO NIKKI MUST RECREATE THE MIRACLE OUTFIT TO THE UNLOCK THE ABILITIES TO--
December 28, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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me watching wicked like it’s the last jedi: Glinda would not be doing that.
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Happy Infinity Nikki launch week to all who celebrate
December 2, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Metaphor ReFantazio
October 31, 2024 at 10:45 PM