Matty P
@mattyp.bsky.social
Soccer dad, music, arts, Spurs, BVB, Sounders, Reign, soccer tourist.
He/him 🏳️🌈
He/him 🏳️🌈
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Human laundromats love to fold
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Human laundromats love to fold
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
Please vote today! Make your voice heard!
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Please vote today! Make your voice heard!
Watching the Shining. Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Watching the Shining. Happy Halloween!
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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HE'S HERE... AND HE'S PERFECT
DONE DEAL: Tottenham announce the signing of Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig
HE ONLY WANTED TOTTENHAM
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August 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
HE'S HERE... AND HE'S PERFECT
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Psst. I have to tell you something.
Come closer.
...closer.
(coys)
Come closer.
...closer.
(coys)
August 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Psst. I have to tell you something.
Come closer.
...closer.
(coys)
Come closer.
...closer.
(coys)
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Welcome to Seattle, Mia 💙
From the fan base to the team's culture, Mia Fishel shares more on her decision to join Reign FC.
Read ➡️ rgnfc.com/3U4o9a1
From the fan base to the team's culture, Mia Fishel shares more on her decision to join Reign FC.
Read ➡️ rgnfc.com/3U4o9a1
July 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Welcome to Seattle, Mia 💙
From the fan base to the team's culture, Mia Fishel shares more on her decision to join Reign FC.
Read ➡️ rgnfc.com/3U4o9a1
From the fan base to the team's culture, Mia Fishel shares more on her decision to join Reign FC.
Read ➡️ rgnfc.com/3U4o9a1
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“We already have U22 players at home” means we’re probably looking at another window with no significant transfers. I get that we paid a club record transfer fee for pdlv in winter 24 and a fee for Jesus in winter 25, but I’m kinda getting poverty franchise vibes from the Sounders at this point.
Obed Vargas is under contract for at least another year and could be the Sounders’ next U22. Following up on @andrew-wiebe.bsky.social report… www.sounderatheart.com/2025/07/obed...
Obed Vargas would become U22 if he signs extension
Sounders have already exercised their 2026 option and are working on a two-year extension with Vargas.
www.sounderatheart.com
July 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“We already have U22 players at home” means we’re probably looking at another window with no significant transfers. I get that we paid a club record transfer fee for pdlv in winter 24 and a fee for Jesus in winter 25, but I’m kinda getting poverty franchise vibes from the Sounders at this point.
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We're all with you, Stef 💚
July 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We're all with you, Stef 💚
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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Son Heung-min hoists the Europa League trophy into the Bilbao sky.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.
Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.
Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.
May 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Son Heung-min hoists the Europa League trophy into the Bilbao sky.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.
Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.
Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.
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Ange Postecoglou said he always wins something in his second season.
He is a man of his word.
Tottenham have beaten Manchester United 1-0. They have won the Europa League.
Their 17-year trophy drought is 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.
He is a man of his word.
Tottenham have beaten Manchester United 1-0. They have won the Europa League.
Their 17-year trophy drought is 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.
May 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ange Postecoglou said he always wins something in his second season.
He is a man of his word.
Tottenham have beaten Manchester United 1-0. They have won the Europa League.
Their 17-year trophy drought is 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.
He is a man of his word.
Tottenham have beaten Manchester United 1-0. They have won the Europa League.
Their 17-year trophy drought is 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.
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In four months, President Trump and a chainsaw-wielding Elon Musk have hacked off chunks of government in the name of efficiency, with tactics rarely seen in public or private industry.
Many federal workers said they believe cruelty is part of the plan.
Many federal workers said they believe cruelty is part of the plan.
White House officials wanted to put federal workers ‘in trauma.’ It’s working.
Federal workers describe struggling with panic attacks, depression, suicidal thoughts. “Why doesn’t anyone care?”
www.washingtonpost.com
May 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In four months, President Trump and a chainsaw-wielding Elon Musk have hacked off chunks of government in the name of efficiency, with tactics rarely seen in public or private industry.
Many federal workers said they believe cruelty is part of the plan.
Many federal workers said they believe cruelty is part of the plan.
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Longtime member and former ECS co-president Tom Biro was in an accident last night and is hospitalized. He cannot have visitors at this time. If you would like to do something to help and are able, please donate. Tom needs our support, let's rally behind him.
bloodworksnw.org/donate/eligi...
bloodworksnw.org/donate/eligi...
Blood Donation Requirements & Eligibility | Bloodworks Northwest
Learn about blood donation requirements and eligibility based on medical conditions, medications, vaccination history and more.
bloodworksnw.org
April 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Longtime member and former ECS co-president Tom Biro was in an accident last night and is hospitalized. He cannot have visitors at this time. If you would like to do something to help and are able, please donate. Tom needs our support, let's rally behind him.
bloodworksnw.org/donate/eligi...
bloodworksnw.org/donate/eligi...
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Daniel Levy is seemingly briefing a "spurs are broke bois" line to a press that is really bad at this stuff but objectively Tottenham are a very wealthy club that is not spending as much as other top clubs. Please everybody stop being so dense. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
Tottenham forced transfer situation explained despite smart PSR plan
Spurs have considerable transfer debt on their balance sheet which could impact their summer transfer plans
www.football.london
April 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Daniel Levy is seemingly briefing a "spurs are broke bois" line to a press that is really bad at this stuff but objectively Tottenham are a very wealthy club that is not spending as much as other top clubs. Please everybody stop being so dense. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Joke's on you, Spurs can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside!
April 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Joke's on you, Spurs can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside!
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Get aboard because we aren’t standing still for long.
Welcome to The Athletic’s women’s soccer team @aslipelit.bsky.social and @tamerra-griffin.bsky.social
@theathletic.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/623...
Welcome to The Athletic’s women’s soccer team @aslipelit.bsky.social and @tamerra-griffin.bsky.social
@theathletic.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/623...
Meet our new global women’s soccer team: Welcome Asli Pelit Basker and Tamerra Griffin
The Athletic's women's soccer team is expanding. Meet our two new writers
www.nytimes.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Get aboard because we aren’t standing still for long.
Welcome to The Athletic’s women’s soccer team @aslipelit.bsky.social and @tamerra-griffin.bsky.social
@theathletic.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/623...
Welcome to The Athletic’s women’s soccer team @aslipelit.bsky.social and @tamerra-griffin.bsky.social
@theathletic.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/623...
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I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.