Matt Baldwin
@mattycantfail.bsky.social
Apple Music. You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel.
THIS Brock Purdy can drag whatever is left of the 49ers defense to the Super Bowl. Let’s get it!
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
THIS Brock Purdy can drag whatever is left of the 49ers defense to the Super Bowl. Let’s get it!
That’s a touchdown??
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
That’s a touchdown??
Brock Purdy is ABSOLUTELY dialed in!
a man wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is standing in front of a ford logo .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is standing in front of a ford logo .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Brock Purdy is ABSOLUTELY dialed in!
Caleb Williams OMG
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Caleb Williams OMG
What the hell is Sennecke supposed to do there?
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What the hell is Sennecke supposed to do there?
John Brooks x100000000
Liverpool beat Tottenham away! 🚨 Who’s been your Man of the Match?
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
John Brooks x100000000
Thank you Seattle!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Thank you Seattle!!!!
Steven is one of my favorite writers -- and I love when he comes on Time Crisis. Definitely worth a subscription!
I'll continue to work and write there, though not as much as before (and for less money). I wrote about my future plans (which I'm excited about) for my newsletter, to which you should subscribe, now more than ever.
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A Period Of (Professional) Transition
Notes about future programming and life changes scheduled for 2026
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December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Steven is one of my favorite writers -- and I love when he comes on Time Crisis. Definitely worth a subscription!
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We are now in the second decade of my having an honest-to-goodness Gregg Williams-style bounty out on anyone who provokes Mike Trout to comment on any issue of social or political import.
Praise God, that sentient hunk of deli meat knows when not to comment
Praise God, that sentient hunk of deli meat knows when not to comment
Rob Manfred should be reconsidering his criticism of Mike Trout - lukewarm middle-of-the-road weatherposting sounds great right about now.
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We are now in the second decade of my having an honest-to-goodness Gregg Williams-style bounty out on anyone who provokes Mike Trout to comment on any issue of social or political import.
Praise God, that sentient hunk of deli meat knows when not to comment
Praise God, that sentient hunk of deli meat knows when not to comment
Xavi!!!! Finally!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Xavi!!!! Finally!!!!!
Not sure there’s an organization that has less respect for their customers than New Jersey Transit. What an absolute disaster day after day.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not sure there’s an organization that has less respect for their customers than New Jersey Transit. What an absolute disaster day after day.
As quite possibly the last remaining Mariota truther — this has been an absolute joy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
As quite possibly the last remaining Mariota truther — this has been an absolute joy.
Micky Van de Ven is the only Spur I trust right now.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Micky Van de Ven is the only Spur I trust right now.
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Neither of those goals are on Thomas Frank. That is a loser bunch of loser players being losers.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Neither of those goals are on Thomas Frank. That is a loser bunch of loser players being losers.
This Clippers team is so incredibly cooked. There is not a single player on the roster that should not be available via trade right now. That includes Zu.
What an absolute nightmare.
What an absolute nightmare.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This Clippers team is so incredibly cooked. There is not a single player on the roster that should not be available via trade right now. That includes Zu.
What an absolute nightmare.
What an absolute nightmare.
Just cannot wait for the Kawhi era to finally end.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just cannot wait for the Kawhi era to finally end.
Niners win. That’s all that matters.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Niners win. That’s all that matters.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Brock needs to take what the defense is giving him instead of playing hero ball. When he does that - the Niners move the ball.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Brock needs to take what the defense is giving him instead of playing hero ball. When he does that - the Niners move the ball.
Matt Freese has been incredible today. New York City FC is 10 mins away from a trip to Miami. Let’s go!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Matt Freese has been incredible today. New York City FC is 10 mins away from a trip to Miami. Let’s go!!!!
Whoa!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Whoa!!!
Welcome back Brock Purdy
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Welcome back Brock Purdy
James Harden deserves a statue outside of Intuit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
James Harden deserves a statue outside of Intuit.
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Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations