Atlantifornia
@atlantifornia.bsky.social
Geographically-separated Braves fan. Some other stuff.
Atlanta players have won 3 of the last 8 ROY awards.
Say Braves,
Say Braves,
a man wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it is singing into a microphone
Alt: Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Atlanta players have won 3 of the last 8 ROY awards.
Say Braves,
Say Braves,
If anyone has a gif of Ohtani blasting Yamamoto in the face, I’m interested
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If anyone has a gif of Ohtani blasting Yamamoto in the face, I’m interested
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
If I encountered a talking beluga and it was being kind of snarky, I would not give it my phone
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If I encountered a talking beluga and it was being kind of snarky, I would not give it my phone
Has everyone praying for this game to end considered that there may be nothing after? Existence may only be Game 3.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Has everyone praying for this game to end considered that there may be nothing after? Existence may only be Game 3.
At this point, I’m questionable for tomorrow.
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
At this point, I’m questionable for tomorrow.
Dodgers Stadium is starting to get dangerously sober
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Dodgers Stadium is starting to get dangerously sober
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
Pulling Wrobleski for Treinen is the most Dave Roberts move of the Series
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Pulling Wrobleski for Treinen is the most Dave Roberts move of the Series
Kinda have to remove the goofball Schwarber sign now, right?
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kinda have to remove the goofball Schwarber sign now, right?
So Vanda Pharmeceuticals definitely invented the T-Virus or something, right? That was such a vaguely dystopian little interstitial ad.
October 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So Vanda Pharmeceuticals definitely invented the T-Virus or something, right? That was such a vaguely dystopian little interstitial ad.
Home plate is mic’d weirdly for Yankees-Red Sox… boo
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Home plate is mic’d weirdly for Yankees-Red Sox… boo
Wentz is shaky but at least the defense is sloppy to make up for it.
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wentz is shaky but at least the defense is sloppy to make up for it.
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list
July 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list
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Ken Rosenthal prefacing his tweet about the Kimbrel callup with "In the wake of today’s ninth-inning collapse" has tickled me.
"In the wake of recent fires in the area, Naval Air Station Lakehurst summons the airship Hindenburg to its mooring tower"
"In the wake of recent fires in the area, Naval Air Station Lakehurst summons the airship Hindenburg to its mooring tower"
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ken Rosenthal prefacing his tweet about the Kimbrel callup with "In the wake of today’s ninth-inning collapse" has tickled me.
"In the wake of recent fires in the area, Naval Air Station Lakehurst summons the airship Hindenburg to its mooring tower"
"In the wake of recent fires in the area, Naval Air Station Lakehurst summons the airship Hindenburg to its mooring tower"
“Relieved” probably the right choice of words here
Derek Shelton has been relieved of his duties as Pirates Manager.
Pirates Bench Coach, Don Kelly, has been named manager.
Pirates Bench Coach, Don Kelly, has been named manager.
May 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Relieved” probably the right choice of words here
I don’t want to see your Taskbar. Share Window, not Screen.
May 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don’t want to see your Taskbar. Share Window, not Screen.
God is real and He is mad at me personally.
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
God is real and He is mad at me personally.
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The shift from Lee Corso to Pat McAfee on College GameDay is a symbol of a society in decline
April 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The shift from Lee Corso to Pat McAfee on College GameDay is a symbol of a society in decline
Is Strahm engaged with the rubber? On TV it’s hard to tell
April 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Is Strahm engaged with the rubber? On TV it’s hard to tell
In light of everything, is it too late to change our minds on the not-Earth-impacting?
New JWST observations of the no-longer-Earth-impacting asteroid 2024 YR4 (taken by Bluesky's own @asrivkin.bsky.social!) show it to be the height of a 20 story building, so I'm glad it's no-longer-Earth-impacting.
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Infrared images from JWST reveal asteroid 2024 YR4 to be the size of a 20-story building
The rock has essentially no chance of hitting Earth in the near future, though
badastronomy.beehiiv.com
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In light of everything, is it too late to change our minds on the not-Earth-impacting?
Pretty fuckin’ ironic right before Jackie Robinson day. Make sure you buy your official T-shirt for $50!
April 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Pretty fuckin’ ironic right before Jackie Robinson day. Make sure you buy your official T-shirt for $50!
Who?
Atlanta Braves signed free agent RHP Jesse Chavez to a minor league contract.
April 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who?
The silver lining to the 0-7 start is that I can just be uniformly sad and pissed off about the state of things - no nuance required here, baby
April 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The silver lining to the 0-7 start is that I can just be uniformly sad and pissed off about the state of things - no nuance required here, baby