You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

can’t believe this beautiful post is just sitting in my drafts

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.