Matt 🍓
@mattwho.bsky.social
New York nobody, but down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?)
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
Can someone ask Trump how dropping tariffs will lower costs?
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can someone ask Trump how dropping tariffs will lower costs?
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Forgot about this
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Forgot about this
WHY DOES THIS KEEP WORKING!?
It’s like… CENTURIES old as a scam.
It’s like… CENTURIES old as a scam.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
WHY DOES THIS KEEP WORKING!?
It’s like… CENTURIES old as a scam.
It’s like… CENTURIES old as a scam.
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I bet they are
"Three Men Dressing for the Train" by Bruce Sargeant (1898-1938)
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I bet they are
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
I’d honestly vote for a NY Mayor who would work to bring monster truck rallies closer to us. Not even in the state!
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’d honestly vote for a NY Mayor who would work to bring monster truck rallies closer to us. Not even in the state!
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Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
Now realise asking this made me Unc.
Does “unc” mean “uncool”?
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Now realise asking this made me Unc.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
Remind me; what didn’t we like about Charlie Sheen?
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Remind me; what didn’t we like about Charlie Sheen?
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TRUMP: You have to bring in talent
INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America
TRUMP: No you don't. No.
INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
TRUMP: You have to bring in talent
INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America
TRUMP: No you don't. No.
INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?
The average first time home buyer in the US is 40!?
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The average first time home buyer in the US is 40!?
The guy about to fly millions of families together.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The guy about to fly millions of families together.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Study Finds Exercise May Help Alzheimer’s Patients Look Hot https://theonion.com/study-finds-exercise-may-help-alzheimer-s-patients-look-1850616422/
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Study Finds Exercise May Help Alzheimer’s Patients Look Hot https://theonion.com/study-finds-exercise-may-help-alzheimer-s-patients-look-1850616422/
My skin tone is somewhere between “Galadriel” and “irradiated Mr. Burns coming out of the woods.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My skin tone is somewhere between “Galadriel” and “irradiated Mr. Burns coming out of the woods.”
Does “unc” mean “uncool”?
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Does “unc” mean “uncool”?
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The least most politically engaged people I know are texting me before 8am to say, “we won’t forget.”
So I don’t know man.
So I don’t know man.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The least most politically engaged people I know are texting me before 8am to say, “we won’t forget.”
So I don’t know man.
So I don’t know man.
There was about to be a Supreme Court action to fund SNAP anyway!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There was about to be a Supreme Court action to fund SNAP anyway!!
Shame on them.
“The Democratic senators who voted in favor Sunday were New Hampshire’s Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King of Maine, Tim Kaine of Virginia, Dick Durbin of Illinois, John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire, Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada and Jacky Rosen of Nevada.”
“The Democratic senators who voted in favor Sunday were New Hampshire’s Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King of Maine, Tim Kaine of Virginia, Dick Durbin of Illinois, John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire, Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada and Jacky Rosen of Nevada.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Shame on them.
“The Democratic senators who voted in favor Sunday were New Hampshire’s Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King of Maine, Tim Kaine of Virginia, Dick Durbin of Illinois, John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire, Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada and Jacky Rosen of Nevada.”
“The Democratic senators who voted in favor Sunday were New Hampshire’s Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King of Maine, Tim Kaine of Virginia, Dick Durbin of Illinois, John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire, Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada and Jacky Rosen of Nevada.”
A “coupon!?” Like… “1 Free Hug” vibes!?!?
So Democrats get:
1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays
2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail
3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts
Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays
2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail
3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts
Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A “coupon!?” Like… “1 Free Hug” vibes!?!?
That Kim Kardashian lawyer show is either the worst television or the best RuPaul maxichallange.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That Kim Kardashian lawyer show is either the worst television or the best RuPaul maxichallange.