Matt 🍓
@mattwho.bsky.social
New York nobody, but down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?)
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
There was about to be a Supreme Court action to fund SNAP anyway!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There was about to be a Supreme Court action to fund SNAP anyway!!
Is this a ‘no gays in marketing’ or ‘marketing to gays’ situation
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is this a ‘no gays in marketing’ or ‘marketing to gays’ situation
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but from rough calculations, the sperm and egg that became me were exposed to the Chernobyl cloud shortly before my conception.
This could explain a LOT.
This could explain a LOT.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but from rough calculations, the sperm and egg that became me were exposed to the Chernobyl cloud shortly before my conception.
This could explain a LOT.
This could explain a LOT.
You look so cute and happy, but with the caption it’s giving:
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You look so cute and happy, but with the caption it’s giving:
For all its faults, I do love how LLM feed their responses in letter by letter. Feels future-retro.
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
For all its faults, I do love how LLM feed their responses in letter by letter. Feels future-retro.
After two false starts, FINALLY heading out for the eve.
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After two false starts, FINALLY heading out for the eve.
My fortune cookie just recommended Data Security.
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My fortune cookie just recommended Data Security.
If the email summary (which I can’t turn off) may contain mistakes, what is the point!?
I have to read the whole email chain to ensure it’s accurate. If I can never rely on the summary, what value is it adding!? It’s just more to read. Someone tell me what AI does to improve consumer tech.
I have to read the whole email chain to ensure it’s accurate. If I can never rely on the summary, what value is it adding!? It’s just more to read. Someone tell me what AI does to improve consumer tech.
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If the email summary (which I can’t turn off) may contain mistakes, what is the point!?
I have to read the whole email chain to ensure it’s accurate. If I can never rely on the summary, what value is it adding!? It’s just more to read. Someone tell me what AI does to improve consumer tech.
I have to read the whole email chain to ensure it’s accurate. If I can never rely on the summary, what value is it adding!? It’s just more to read. Someone tell me what AI does to improve consumer tech.
Bought slutty new workout shorts and I love them.
September 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bought slutty new workout shorts and I love them.
There is a handsome jacked man on the leg press with 8 plates each side. And he’s locking his legs at the top to the point where they bounce backwards.
September 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There is a handsome jacked man on the leg press with 8 plates each side. And he’s locking his legs at the top to the point where they bounce backwards.
“It's always darkest before the dawn"
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
“It's always darkest before the dawn"
Can’t tell if this slaps or flops. It came to me during dream and I had to make it.
August 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Can’t tell if this slaps or flops. It came to me during dream and I had to make it.
Can we talk about this swastika recycling logo on my coffee…
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Can we talk about this swastika recycling logo on my coffee…
Images from Hiroshima are always so moving.
August 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Images from Hiroshima are always so moving.
Advise me; cool or lame?
August 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Advise me; cool or lame?
Late to this photo of Jack Draper, British tennis player, in the latest New Yorker…
July 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Late to this photo of Jack Draper, British tennis player, in the latest New Yorker…
My friends remain an ongoing education.
July 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My friends remain an ongoing education.