Matthew West
@mattwest72.bsky.social
It's a shit business. You'll find out.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Has any thought been given to offering a gold Blue Peter badge instead of the money?
Amused that Trump's lawyers really sent the legal letter to:
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.
I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.
I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Has any thought been given to offering a gold Blue Peter badge instead of the money?
Down in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots without due care or attention
I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette
I.e. sidle out of the store gingerly
Embrace the margin
I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette
I.e. sidle out of the store gingerly
Embrace the margin
sorry why does this random judgy little hypocritical creep get a puff piece exactly
The ‘pavement vigilante’: why Cameron Roh is naming and shaming bad walking etiquette
He films people breaking his self-created ‘laws’ of street decorum and posts the videos online – with many viewers expressing their gratitude. So watch out if you’re rushing along on your phone or whe...
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Down in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots without due care or attention
I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette
I.e. sidle out of the store gingerly
Embrace the margin
I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette
I.e. sidle out of the store gingerly
Embrace the margin
Live footage of 53 year old me being forced to deal with authenticator apps
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Live footage of 53 year old me being forced to deal with authenticator apps
Even when you are well aware of the news, this headline has a big oof factor.
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Even when you are well aware of the news, this headline has a big oof factor.
Unsolicited Herr Flick pic
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Unsolicited Herr Flick pic
Me on my way to the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Me on my way to the rapture
So some people had starters and that end of the table ordered a second bottle of wine, so it doesn't seem fair to just split the bill evenly.
September 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
So some people had starters and that end of the table ordered a second bottle of wine, so it doesn't seem fair to just split the bill evenly.
The stash house!
September 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The stash house!
Work is stressing me out so I am taking short wellbeing breaks where I take apart the asthma inhaler I was recently prescribed to see how it works
September 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Work is stressing me out so I am taking short wellbeing breaks where I take apart the asthma inhaler I was recently prescribed to see how it works
George Clooney, best known for playing the barman in the product placement scene in Return of the Killer Tomatoes
September 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
George Clooney, best known for playing the barman in the product placement scene in Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Slightly diminish a band. Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Marble Arch
Slightly diminish a band, Meh, Meh, Mehs.
Slightly diminish a band: ZZ Middle
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Slightly diminish a band. Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Marble Arch
The PM looks like he's just realised how tall Merz is.
July 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The PM looks like he's just realised how tall Merz is.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou doth sound exciting and fun at the outset, but doth become wearisome and exhausting as time goes by
Thou doth sound exciting and fun at the outset, but doth become wearisome and exhausting as time goes by
Shall I compare thee to a summers day
You make me sweat in my groin and take all my clothes of…what
You make me sweat in my groin and take all my clothes of…what
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Girl you far too hot for me.
July 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou doth sound exciting and fun at the outset, but doth become wearisome and exhausting as time goes by
Thou doth sound exciting and fun at the outset, but doth become wearisome and exhausting as time goes by
I'll put him down as a maybe
Q: It's Juneteenth. Does the president plan to commemorate the holiday at all or make any comment?
LEAVITT: I'm not tracking his signature on a proclamation today. I want to thank all of you for showing up to work. We are certainly here. We are working 24/7 right now.
LEAVITT: I'm not tracking his signature on a proclamation today. I want to thank all of you for showing up to work. We are certainly here. We are working 24/7 right now.
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'll put him down as a maybe
Latest charity shop purchase. Mrs West is gonna roll her eyes so hard it might cause permanent damage
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Latest charity shop purchase. Mrs West is gonna roll her eyes so hard it might cause permanent damage
The fact that all the Catturd stuff sails safely over my head gives me cause to be hopeful about myself
June 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The fact that all the Catturd stuff sails safely over my head gives me cause to be hopeful about myself
New Danny Dyer insult just dropped
May 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
New Danny Dyer insult just dropped
Probably want to get that looked at, mate
May 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Probably want to get that looked at, mate
'What do we want?'
'80s soft rock!'
'When do we want it?'
'T'Pau!'
'80s soft rock!'
'When do we want it?'
'T'Pau!'
‘What do we want?’
‘Adam West’s Batman!’
‘When do we want it?’
‘POW!’
‘Adam West’s Batman!’
‘When do we want it?’
‘POW!’
“What do we want?”
“Food chewed by rodent!”
“When do we want it?”
“Gnaw!”
“Food chewed by rodent!”
“When do we want it?”
“Gnaw!”
May 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
'What do we want?'
'80s soft rock!'
'When do we want it?'
'T'Pau!'
'80s soft rock!'
'When do we want it?'
'T'Pau!'
Where's the gift shop?
May 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Where's the gift shop?
PM Zack Polanski on EU structures "Mr. Delors said at a press conference the other day that he wanted the European Parliament to be the democratic body of the Community, he wanted the Commission to be the Executive and he wanted the Council of Ministers to be the Senate. Norks. Norks. Norks
PM Zack Polanski returning from Munich in 1938: I hold in my hand…BIGGER BOOBIES
PM Zack Polanski negotiating peace in Northern Ireland: I feel the hand of history on my shoulder....and the other hand on these whopping great norks awoooga
May 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
PM Zack Polanski on EU structures "Mr. Delors said at a press conference the other day that he wanted the European Parliament to be the democratic body of the Community, he wanted the Commission to be the Executive and he wanted the Council of Ministers to be the Senate. Norks. Norks. Norks