Matthew West
@mattwest72.bsky.social
It's a shit business. You'll find out.
Genuinely think it's a contender for my least favourite film full stop.
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Genuinely think it's a contender for my least favourite film full stop.
That's a seriously fiendish colour blindness trst
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
That's a seriously fiendish colour blindness trst
My assumption is that Trump is leaning forward to squeeze out a silent one and Rubio is preparing to hold his breath for 2 minutes
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My assumption is that Trump is leaning forward to squeeze out a silent one and Rubio is preparing to hold his breath for 2 minutes
And did God not say "seek not Die Hard with a Vengeance, for surely it is not as good as the first one and the one in the airport"?
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
And did God not say "seek not Die Hard with a Vengeance, for surely it is not as good as the first one and the one in the airport"?
Did you see me get 9th?
Er, yes.
No you didn't! You weren't watching!
You can have one after dinner. Daddy's watching the darts
Er, yes.
No you didn't! You weren't watching!
You can have one after dinner. Daddy's watching the darts
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Did you see me get 9th?
Er, yes.
No you didn't! You weren't watching!
You can have one after dinner. Daddy's watching the darts
Er, yes.
No you didn't! You weren't watching!
You can have one after dinner. Daddy's watching the darts
That's nice dear
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
That's nice dear
Rory Burns is probably the easiest of the contenders to say in the style of Scooby Doo
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Rory Burns is probably the easiest of the contenders to say in the style of Scooby Doo
I am a sucker for the ancient Levant gallery
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I am a sucker for the ancient Levant gallery
I think both step 4 and step 4 are particularly helpful
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I think both step 4 and step 4 are particularly helpful
Inappropriate use of the word 'yourself' and unnecessary insertion of the word 'today' during conversations with helpdesks to be subject to a surcharge
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Inappropriate use of the word 'yourself' and unnecessary insertion of the word 'today' during conversations with helpdesks to be subject to a surcharge
We certainly shouldn't be selling them f35s
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We certainly shouldn't be selling them f35s
I am going to start saying "you need to go to jail, hempo" in response to most requests
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I am going to start saying "you need to go to jail, hempo" in response to most requests
Patrick Moore fighting Jaws in a spaceship whilst Roger enthuses about MoM-z14's magnificent red-shift
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Patrick Moore fighting Jaws in a spaceship whilst Roger enthuses about MoM-z14's magnificent red-shift
Absolutely insane shot
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Absolutely insane shot
Probably depends on my bladder
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Probably depends on my bladder
Normality is truly in the swivelling eye of the beholder
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Normality is truly in the swivelling eye of the beholder
Yes I found myself often fearing the worst or generally experiencing a sense of dread for a long time after my mum died
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yes I found myself often fearing the worst or generally experiencing a sense of dread for a long time after my mum died
I'm so glad that Tim Peake gas found a hobby
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm so glad that Tim Peake gas found a hobby
I have decided that the BCCI looking silly is big enough win
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I have decided that the BCCI looking silly is big enough win
I reckon if we're serious about navigating tariffs we either go for Rolls Royce with a load of gold trim, or a cardboard box full of old copies of Razzle and Fiesta.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I reckon if we're serious about navigating tariffs we either go for Rolls Royce with a load of gold trim, or a cardboard box full of old copies of Razzle and Fiesta.