rich uncle skeleton
mattsonlyacting.bsky.social
rich uncle skeleton
@mattsonlyacting.bsky.social
still always the cowboy but never the cow
it's the year of the horse which incidentally means it's over for you bitches (my year)
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
i'm so glad my parents stopped buying the sunday papers
The Sunday Times has a feature on "Alternative Honours 2025" and have included For Women Scotland.

Note how we are now at 'man who wishes to identify as a woman', not even 'identifies as' anymore, which was bad to begin with.
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
being drunk out of my mind watching black swan, needless to say it was An Experience
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i love the ubiquity of the suffix "-ass bitch" to make an insult
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
when everyone heard about troy mcclure
What's this about shagging a fish
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
what a fucking idiot
Kishwer Falkner in The Times talking about the rights of "biological people". As compared to trans people, who are, of course, non-biological.
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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North London knows what’s what.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
yeah eurovision's dead af what a shame
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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yes
next question
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
your party voting to kill itself is objectively very funny
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Hope is here.

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November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
SEIZE HIM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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the darvo government

'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood

'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting

'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves

'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i swore i'd never watch #drcan again but i am obsessed with paolo perfeccion
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i cannot believe these queens had the temerity to do that roast in front of sophie willan shame on them all #druk
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
the character roster for mario kart
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
tired: george clarke, social media zoomer
wired: george clarke, sunderland tv architect
inspired: george clarke, lead singer of deafheaven
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
got banned from twitter for saying something about transphobes two and a half years ago woo hoo!
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
taskmaster new year's treat lineup looking mighty tasty (don't like susie dent but the other four 😍)
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM