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Matt from Queens 🌱
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📍Astoria, NY
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I’m doing very important work rn
Today’s been such a day. Cum tuck in me. I mean tuck me in.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The way I need railroad daddy to run a train on me soooooooo bad 🥵🥵🥵
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ya know what, today was hard on my mind, and I think I staved off an anxiety attack twice. I’m going to be gentle on myself for eating half a large pizza + an order of garlic knots 🫥
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The anxiety rollercoaster I’ve been on today is really something. Can everybody get their shit together so I can regulate myself? Thnx
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can’t wait to take my baby to see this goddess 😍
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Signed up last week for Olivia Dean’s mailing list to get the tour presale code… but I still haven’t received the email with the code.

Anyone else have this problem? Or did you all get the email, but just not me?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Heal my hangover, Dunkin’ wake-up wrap and hash browns, you’re my only hope
a woman is wearing a pillow on her head while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a woman is wearing a pillow on her head while sitting at a desk .
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November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
True love is taking a train, then a bus through the Lincoln tunnel, to take eddies and craft with your bestie
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Record profits are unpaid wages.
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Having the sniffles from the cold weather while on a subway platform is most unfortunate rn
a close up of a dog 's tongue sticking out .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's tongue sticking out .
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November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can I say something? Zach Braff is aging kinda nicely, right?
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Had a lovely surprise in my leftovers today 😖
Dropped a lemon seed in my lemon feta pasta and am dreading *that* bite
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
MY JOY IS RESTORED
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh. I screamed. I cried. I treated myself to an iced latte and am in the waiting room for Hilary Duff tickets. I WILL make this a good day.
i’d turn my ass right around
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Left my freshly steeped cold brew on the counter so let’s see how today goes 🫨
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Dropped a lemon seed in my lemon feta pasta and am dreading *that* bite
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love that on a chilly, sunny autumn morning, jack’s mannequin still slaps the same way it did 20 years ago
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In this house, we support unions 🙌🏼
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Vibing to dopamine before bed 😌🎧🍂
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Smoked a j before eating my coldstone and watching smallville. Life doesn’t get better
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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“Oh, man, your vibe is really off I think I’m gonna have to remove myself from this negative space” me when I’m around toddlers
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thank you paramount, for canceling my boyfriend’s show right before the holidays, you fucking suck🖕🏼
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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This is really good to see: Miki Sherrill just put out a statement sharply criticizing the Senate Dems' pending cave in the government shutdown, ripping it as "malpractice" and a betrayal of the people who are "counting on us to fight for them." Sherrill knows what drove her victory. Wake up, Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Lazy, grateful Saturday evenings hosting my boys. 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One of my student’s new paraprofessionals told me I had the best classroom management and I agree 💁🏻‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM