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@mattroarty.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Soup de la Nut
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Soup de la Nut
I would hate to be Tongue Conquest right now
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I would hate to be Tongue Conquest right now
Remaking Gilmore girls a year in the life except instead of Rory having written one article for the New Yorker, she wrote the gooning article for Harper’s
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Remaking Gilmore girls a year in the life except instead of Rory having written one article for the New Yorker, she wrote the gooning article for Harper’s
Me: Ok so now they are going to nuke Godzilla. And this brings him back to life
The Pope: well, it’s not *not* like Jesus
The Pope: well, it’s not *not* like Jesus
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me: Ok so now they are going to nuke Godzilla. And this brings him back to life
The Pope: well, it’s not *not* like Jesus
The Pope: well, it’s not *not* like Jesus
One must imagine Elio cozy
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One must imagine Elio cozy
The underlying assumption of Roko’s basilisk is that you should kill anyone who tried to stop your parents from hooking up
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The underlying assumption of Roko’s basilisk is that you should kill anyone who tried to stop your parents from hooking up
That’s the face you get when you are either the best or the worst drummer goin
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That’s the face you get when you are either the best or the worst drummer goin
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Enjoyed the latest from @katewagner.wehwalt.net on U of C's finances
Seems relevant that they also recently built an $80m parking garage (their fourth)
Starchitects might be their second love, but the automobile and isolation from the neighborhood is their first.
www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Seems relevant that they also recently built an $80m parking garage (their fourth)
Starchitects might be their second love, but the automobile and isolation from the neighborhood is their first.
www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Why Did UChicago Destroy the Humanities?
The answer is simple: to spend untold sums on useless buildings by starchitects.
www.thenation.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Enjoyed the latest from @katewagner.wehwalt.net on U of C's finances
Seems relevant that they also recently built an $80m parking garage (their fourth)
Starchitects might be their second love, but the automobile and isolation from the neighborhood is their first.
www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Seems relevant that they also recently built an $80m parking garage (their fourth)
Starchitects might be their second love, but the automobile and isolation from the neighborhood is their first.
www.thenation.com/article/cult...
This the shit you say thing to wrangle investors to prop you up for another round of funding. Tech guys and hedge funds are now the only ones rich enough to buy at market valuation so I guess you have to speak their language for franchises 31 and 32
For most of its first eight decades, the NBA was a league operator. Now, internally, it conceives of itself as a tech and media company
www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
How the NBA has evolved into a ‘media and technology company’
From player tracking to autonomous officiating to using AI for scheduling, the NBA has begun to think of itself in a different light.
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This the shit you say thing to wrangle investors to prop you up for another round of funding. Tech guys and hedge funds are now the only ones rich enough to buy at market valuation so I guess you have to speak their language for franchises 31 and 32
I will definitely be an old guy who keeps falling down so much that friends and family beg me to use a walker. “Still got it 😎” I’ll think moments before eating shit
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I will definitely be an old guy who keeps falling down so much that friends and family beg me to use a walker. “Still got it 😎” I’ll think moments before eating shit
Birds, famous for looking up at things,
October 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Birds, famous for looking up at things,
Jimmy Kimmel, leftist vanguard seen here on subversive Marxist propaganda program, has finally been culled
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jimmy Kimmel, leftist vanguard seen here on subversive Marxist propaganda program, has finally been culled
[guy who has a hammer] looks like another job for a hammer
September 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
[guy who has a hammer] looks like another job for a hammer
Computer heard me mutter “ugh, just fucking kill me” upon hearing a shitty betterhelp ad so now I am hearing twice as many betterhelp ads
September 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Computer heard me mutter “ugh, just fucking kill me” upon hearing a shitty betterhelp ad so now I am hearing twice as many betterhelp ads
Ok, FUCK! I have just learned that BDS does NOT mean “buy dis stuff”. I have only eaten Burger King for 16 months thinking I was supporting Palestine. And instead I have been having 100% liquid shits for over a year for no reason
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ok, FUCK! I have just learned that BDS does NOT mean “buy dis stuff”. I have only eaten Burger King for 16 months thinking I was supporting Palestine. And instead I have been having 100% liquid shits for over a year for no reason
[drunk in Miami and trying to remember Dan Marino’s name]
August 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
[drunk in Miami and trying to remember Dan Marino’s name]
When mom tells me it’s my turn to open one of my Christmas gifts from under the tree
August 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When mom tells me it’s my turn to open one of my Christmas gifts from under the tree
Open mic where instead of giving you the light they train a red sniper mark on your forehead
August 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Open mic where instead of giving you the light they train a red sniper mark on your forehead
[roger clemens voice] i am not throwing away my shot
July 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
[roger clemens voice] i am not throwing away my shot
Some of the best-spent advertising dollars out there are the two commercials I hear on loop on Spotify for Kona Big Wave that ends with “copyright St Louis, Missouri”
July 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Some of the best-spent advertising dollars out there are the two commercials I hear on loop on Spotify for Kona Big Wave that ends with “copyright St Louis, Missouri”
Jerry: there’s no way you did. There’s no way you could! That’s too long not to coil
George: No coil!
Jerry: No coil
Kramer: it’s true, Jerry, it happened to me once. I had to stand up and walk out of the stall just to give it enough room to get out
George: No coil!
Jerry: No coil
Kramer: it’s true, Jerry, it happened to me once. I had to stand up and walk out of the stall just to give it enough room to get out
July 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Jerry: there’s no way you did. There’s no way you could! That’s too long not to coil
George: No coil!
Jerry: No coil
Kramer: it’s true, Jerry, it happened to me once. I had to stand up and walk out of the stall just to give it enough room to get out
George: No coil!
Jerry: No coil
Kramer: it’s true, Jerry, it happened to me once. I had to stand up and walk out of the stall just to give it enough room to get out
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RIP Hall of Famer Dave Parker 🙏
Here he is gunning down runners in back-to-back innings of the 1979 All-Star Game...
Here he is gunning down runners in back-to-back innings of the 1979 All-Star Game...
June 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
RIP Hall of Famer Dave Parker 🙏
Here he is gunning down runners in back-to-back innings of the 1979 All-Star Game...
Here he is gunning down runners in back-to-back innings of the 1979 All-Star Game...
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We are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Hall of Famer Dave Parker.
A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.
A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.
June 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Hall of Famer Dave Parker.
A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.
A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.