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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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Soup de la Nut
Wine bottle that says, in loose cursive, “Loup de la Nuit” but I’ve cleverly reread it as “Soup de la Nut.” Like it’s a bottle of cum! That’s exactly the sort of shit they might sell you abroad. Especially in Greece. You walk down the street and you see all kinds of tourist shops selling carved penises that say Greece or Eureka on them or whatever. They probably would not only drink cum soup but would actively seek it out. Now, would I try cum soup? Once, to be polite. Don’t want to be a bad guest. Then, a second time, to see what I thought of it without the pressure of Social Situation hovering over me. A third time to clarify that I did, in fact, find that cum soup had a certain subtle appeal that would be too easy to dismiss. Then, whenever I want it. Also what if zak de la rocha’s name was soup de la nut. Lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I would hate to be Tongue Conquest right now
Screenshot of Voice-to-text voicemail push notification saying “This message is intended for Tongue Conquest” and saying there has been a complaint. Imagine giving head so bad that someone files a complaint against you. You’re out of your comfort zone, you’re trying something new, and suddenly you get a subpoena - hope ur ass is ready for court cuz you licked the bean all wrong! Shoulda just gone straight to penetration and get it over with in two pumps. Everyone is disappointed but you don’t have to explain that to a judge. This case would have chilling implications as precedence - sure, an easy win for the plaintiff now, but if you can sue someone just cuz they can’t munch bush right, how will anyone get better? It brings to mind the classic Supreme Court case in which they ruled that having a first-time lawyer was not a sufficient reason to bring an ineffective counsel claim under the sixth amendment since this would preclude all future lawyers from ever trying a case. But also maybe they should’ve allowed it and every first case is a “freebie.” “Freebie” is a technical term for when you fuck bad but you get to cum anyway 😔
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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One must imagine Elio cozy
Absolutely demented YouTube playlist called “Sufjan Stevens Best Playlist with Cozy Fireplace & Snowfall” with a thumbnail from the last scene of Call Me By Your Name where Elio looks into the fireplace while Visions of Gideon plays. Way better song than Mystery of Love. Shoulda gotten the Oscar. Mystery of Love sounds like warmed over rejects from Carrie & Lowell. I guess Sufjan agrees, because he has disowned C&L and his direction after that album was way more into the glitchy and cryptic tone that Visions of Gideon hits. That’s right, I’m on the same page as my good personal friend Sufjan. Probably why I relate to his music so much. I’ve even driven to Chicago! Most of the fake fans can not say the same
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Birds, famous for looking up at things,
October 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Jimmy Kimmel, leftist vanguard seen here on subversive Marxist propaganda program, has finally been culled
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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[guy who has a hammer] looks like another job for a hammer
September 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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[drunk in Miami and trying to remember Dan Marino’s name]
August 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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When mom tells me it’s my turn to open one of my Christmas gifts from under the tree
August 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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60% sand and 40% clay and it’s called “clay”???? Clay lobby biggest threat to democracy and truth out there
June 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Powerup Comics has taken Mexico City by storm
May 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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ACLU’s expansion into assisted suicide services is not promising
May 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Fresh off a break-up, my boy Kenny has a plan - his next girl is going to be beautiful, but also rich and she’s going to laugh at all his jokes
April 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This is the face of a man who has been Condemned
February 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Phew! Glad to hear no rats will be harmed while I train my dog to kill every rat it sees
February 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM