Rory and Will definitely would’ve already known each other from some weird business social event that her grandparents dragged her to in high school

Me: in that last scene, “let them fight” became a big meme online
The pope: bit manichean for me

[ringing the doorbell of my mom’s high school ex, holding a knife and sopping wet despite it being completely sunny out] thought you could get between me and existence, huh motherfucker

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And my dude wasn’t the worst

Looking at any corkscrew and sagely thinking “bird’s eye view”

My longterm career plan of waiting until every comedian gets fired from late night and then asking a network head if I can give it a shot is rapidly accelerating

New 1DS already written

My dude is innovating the 3/6/6 haiku and you wanna talk about his name 🙄