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matt ranalletta
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in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
HE SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
morning in Brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
thank you to all my oomfs in generation zed
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
IF YOU’RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE

native New Yorker version:
IF YOU’RE ON LINE, STAY ON LINE
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
there really is never a time when I'm not sleepy boots
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Inspired by the NYC Marathon today? Donate to my Boston Marathon fundraiser! And even easier — Venmo me @ mattran and all donations will be doubled at the end of the year by a friend with corporate matching.
Friends! I'm running the Boston Marathon next year after 15 years of trying, and I'm fundraising for World Central Kitchen! Donations are currently being directed to feed people on the ground in Gaza as well as those in the Caribbean being affected by Hurricane Melissa. Will you help?
Give to World Central Kitchen and help me run Boston in 2026
After 15 years of marathons — and running marquee races in Chicago, Berlin, New York, Tokyo, and London — I'm celebrating the completion of my World Marathon Majors Six Star Medal at the Boston Marath...
www.givengain.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
but DST is over and we’re now in standard time… open the schools
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.

All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I can’t believe the NYC mayor’s house was named after Gracie Abrams
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Friends! I'm running the Boston Marathon next year after 15 years of trying, and I'm fundraising for World Central Kitchen! Donations are currently being directed to feed people on the ground in Gaza as well as those in the Caribbean being affected by Hurricane Melissa. Will you help?
Give to World Central Kitchen and help me run Boston in 2026
After 15 years of marathons — and running marquee races in Chicago, Berlin, New York, Tokyo, and London — I'm celebrating the completion of my World Marathon Majors Six Star Medal at the Boston Marath...
www.givengain.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
absolutely cannot stand this man
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
there should be a gym just for people who make mouth noises
October 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
good morning we’re applying to grad school
October 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ok me
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
‘BUGONIA’ is holding a special screening where people must shave their head at the theater in order to watch the movie.

Get tickets: dolosangeles.com/events/2025/10/20/bugonia-viewing-tickets
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Reposted by matt ranalletta
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Start spreading the news
Cuomo’s still gonna lose
Mayor Eric Adams of New York City announced on Sunday that he would abandon his campaign for a second term, just five weeks before Election Day. His name will remain on November’s ballot because the deadline to change it has passed. nyti.ms/46YbvR8
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ever since the autismnal equinox my love of trains has grown stronger
September 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jodie holding on for dear life as I get raptured
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
me if I’m not raptured today
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
new iOS absolutely diabolical in both design and speed
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm being shadowbanned on Twitter just like Club Chalamet so I'm posting this here too
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM