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matt ranalletta
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in this house, cat >>>>>> boyfriend
because he knows Trump is watching on TV and wants him to turn up the volume so he hears what he’s about to say
they should extend the proposed interborough express to the part of Staten Island that actually voted correctly, and then to Newark Airport, as a little treat
thank you to all my oomfs in generation zed
IF YOU’RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE

native New Yorker version:
IF YOU’RE ON LINE, STAY ON LINE
there really is never a time when I'm not sleepy boots
Inspired by the NYC Marathon today? Donate to my Boston Marathon fundraiser! And even easier — Venmo me @ mattran and all donations will be doubled at the end of the year by a friend with corporate matching.
Friends! I'm running the Boston Marathon next year after 15 years of trying, and I'm fundraising for World Central Kitchen! Donations are currently being directed to feed people on the ground in Gaza as well as those in the Caribbean being affected by Hurricane Melissa. Will you help?
Give to World Central Kitchen and help me run Boston in 2026
After 15 years of marathons — and running marquee races in Chicago, Berlin, New York, Tokyo, and London — I'm celebrating the completion of my World Marathon Majors Six Star Medal at the Boston Marath...
www.givengain.com
but DST is over and we’re now in standard time… open the schools
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.

All are considered acceptable so go off.
I can’t believe the NYC mayor’s house was named after Gracie Abrams
You can also Venmo me @ mattran instead — all donations through Venmo will be matched at the end of the calendar year by a friend with 2:1 company matching. Thank you!
Friends! I'm running the Boston Marathon next year after 15 years of trying, and I'm fundraising for World Central Kitchen! Donations are currently being directed to feed people on the ground in Gaza as well as those in the Caribbean being affected by Hurricane Melissa. Will you help?
Give to World Central Kitchen and help me run Boston in 2026
After 15 years of marathons — and running marquee races in Chicago, Berlin, New York, Tokyo, and London — I'm celebrating the completion of my World Marathon Majors Six Star Medal at the Boston Marath...
www.givengain.com
absolutely cannot stand this man
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
making Jodie read my application essays
there should be a gym just for people who make mouth noises
good morning we’re applying to grad school
‘BUGONIA’ is holding a special screening where people must shave their head at the theater in order to watch the movie.

Get tickets: dolosangeles.com/events/2025/10/20/bugonia-viewing-tickets
Reposted by matt ranalletta
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.