Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Talked with PEGI and they do not see anything wrong Balatro being rated 18+, nor with EA sports FC (and similar games) having a 3+ rating

Blaming EU laws, blaming storefronts, waiting for the future. Sitting on their hands

I thought some good might come of this, this sucks

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

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roberto

stop body shaming!

also me: calls my cat lord fatass

Hard Decision

(doing tech support for the Pharaoh)
Okay, close out of Curse Defender.
Yeah just click the little sarcophagus.
Awesome, now click the Ankh at the very bottom.
Yes, now go to My Pyramid.
Now enter in your password.
(sigh)
Okay no worries I can reset it again.

Oh lord what have I done now

me: *grabbing the vacuum*

dog: wait

me: *plugging in the vacuum*

dog: omfg is.. is it-

me: *turning on the vacuum*

dog: TIME TO GO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL would really be like...