MattJoe
@mattjoe.bsky.social
Anything I post her cannot be used against me in a court of law because I am a silly goblin boy your honor
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*greeting newskies* welcome to bluesky, the best place for
June 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM
*greeting newskies* welcome to bluesky, the best place for
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me and my friends after trying the grimace shake
June 28, 2023 at 4:08 AM
me and my friends after trying the grimace shake
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Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but It’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all
June 17, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but It’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all
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using my invites to stuff the app with loyalists and partisans
June 13, 2023 at 9:44 PM
using my invites to stuff the app with loyalists and partisans
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Good morning everyone. I hope you have a beautiful day.
May 25, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Good morning everyone. I hope you have a beautiful day.
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Whose D do I gotta S to get some invite codes around here?!
(D is for devs
And S is for “slightly bribe”. Not like, a real bribe, just just some petty bribery as a treat.)
(D is for devs
And S is for “slightly bribe”. Not like, a real bribe, just just some petty bribery as a treat.)
May 12, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Whose D do I gotta S to get some invite codes around here?!
(D is for devs
And S is for “slightly bribe”. Not like, a real bribe, just just some petty bribery as a treat.)
(D is for devs
And S is for “slightly bribe”. Not like, a real bribe, just just some petty bribery as a treat.)
My homies trying to calm me down after I went goblin mode on the edibles
May 11, 2023 at 11:46 PM
My homies trying to calm me down after I went goblin mode on the edibles
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Can we get Matt Berry on here? I heard it in his voice
May 10, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Can we get Matt Berry on here? I heard it in his voice
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I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
May 3, 2023 at 9:43 PM
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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when my cis friends ask me about this place
May 3, 2023 at 4:36 AM
when my cis friends ask me about this place
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I think ostracizing fascists is good, actually. They used to wear hoods for a reason
April 29, 2023 at 3:25 PM
I think ostracizing fascists is good, actually. They used to wear hoods for a reason
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went over to twitter to get the last of my things and elon was just eating cereal out of a frying pan
April 29, 2023 at 7:53 PM
went over to twitter to get the last of my things and elon was just eating cereal out of a frying pan
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forcing every new follower i get on here to pass a turing test
April 29, 2023 at 4:58 PM
forcing every new follower i get on here to pass a turing test
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Reskeet if you support drag shows! 🏳️🌈
April 29, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Reskeet if you support drag shows! 🏳️🌈
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Hello police? Yes I’m being threatened. No it’s online. No it’s not Twitter but it’s a lot like Twitter. Well it’s new. No I don’t know who they are. Yes it was a reply to one of my posts. No it’s not a tweet. Well they’re calling them skeets. Skeets. Yes but the CEO doesn’t like that. Hello?
April 29, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Hello police? Yes I’m being threatened. No it’s online. No it’s not Twitter but it’s a lot like Twitter. Well it’s new. No I don’t know who they are. Yes it was a reply to one of my posts. No it’s not a tweet. Well they’re calling them skeets. Skeets. Yes but the CEO doesn’t like that. Hello?