Same way I found out about Epstein

when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code

defending yourself in court must feel good as fuck for like five seconds after you declare that you're going to defend yourself in court and probably not much longer than that

Really might be my favorite football image ever

MARK JACKSON: To me, bleu cheese does not belong in cereal.

MIKE BREEN: Timeout, Cleveland.

CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones?

SILVIO: oh yeah?

CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”

PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!

TONY: okay, settle down

File this under "Since nobody asked but I did it anyway."

Bonus, this is the hardest entrance I have ever seen, the pan to the full field shot and the flag is a Dune battle scene

Officially “Kinda yells ‘Nice stop!’ in the direction of cars that roll the sign on the corner of my block” years old for a few months now

To me, this is a Thanksgiving parade