Matthew Dye
@matthewdye.co
A very elaborate piece of pet furniture. A nobody in Missouri doing nobody things. A world person. 🏳️🌈 Married to @p-s.bsky.social. Multidisciplinary nerd. Ni dieux ni maîtres. 🇺🇦 Слава Україні!
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
As a lifelong 4th-generation vegetarian this turn towards meat-eating is so extra gross.
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
As a lifelong 4th-generation vegetarian this turn towards meat-eating is so extra gross.
Her picture with him is ... something. Humiliating for her but nothing compared to his delight to pose with her and the award. I can't tell whom it's worse for.
The leader was spotted leaving the White House with a mystery MAGA momento.
Nobel Winner Gets Tacky Consolation Prize for Handing it to Trump
The leader was spotted leaving the White House with a mystery MAGA momento.
trib.al
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Her picture with him is ... something. Humiliating for her but nothing compared to his delight to pose with her and the award. I can't tell whom it's worse for.
Important, but I'm really hoping the press is practicing good digital hygiene and encrypting literally everything.
If you are organizing folks in Minneapolis right now, you may find this guide to Signal for beginners by @mshelton.bsky.social useful: freedom.press/digisec/blog...
Signal, the secure messaging app: A guide for beginners
Also available in Spanish.
freedom.press
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Important, but I'm really hoping the press is practicing good digital hygiene and encrypting literally everything.
He needs to be banned from ever saying daddy again.
Jesse Watters Scolds Europeans for Rejecting Trump: ‘Why Won’t They Give Daddy What He Wants?’
Jesse Watters Scolds Europeans for Rejecting Trump: ‘Why Won’t They Give Daddy What He Wants?’
Fox News host Jesse Watters scolded Europeans for refusing to give Greenland to President Donald Trump, questioning, "Why won't they give daddy what he wants?"
The post Jesse Watters Scolds Europeans for Rejecting Trump: ‘Why Won’t They Give Daddy What He Wants?’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
He needs to be banned from ever saying daddy again.
Dear God. Europe is sending military to Greenland.
La France va envoyer un petit détachement militaire au Groenland
La France va envoyer un petit détachement militaire au Groenland
Paris a décidé, en coordination avec plusieurs pays alliés de l’OTAN, de déployer des troupes de montagne dans le cadre d’un « exercice interallié », alors qu’une réunion à Washington, mercredi, a acté un désaccord fondamental du Danemark avec les Etats-Unis sur l’avenir du territoire autonome., alors qu’une réunion à Washington, mercredi, a acté un désaccord fondamental du Danemark avec les Etats-Unis sur l’avenir du territoire autonom
www.lemonde.fr
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Dear God. Europe is sending military to Greenland.
Because, like, how?
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Because, like, how?
The Break with Michelle Wolf | ICE IS | Netflix
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January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Proof the military is useless. They are entirely supine and complicit in the corruption. How many had the opportunity to say no and didn't?
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Proof the military is useless. They are entirely supine and complicit in the corruption. How many had the opportunity to say no and didn't?
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
Basically.
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Basically.
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche.
January 2, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche.
Is it the dementia or just rank stupidity?
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Is it the dementia or just rank stupidity?
I think the most disgusting part of this is Weiss saw the video, saw the horror that we have wrought, the inhumane and barbaric treatment of other humans, the violation of rights and laws, and her reaction was to just set all that aside and worry about how it makes this administration look.
“.. Weiss, a digital provocateur .. has cascaded through a series of unforced errors since her arrival ..”
@bristei.bsky.social $PSKY
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@bristei.bsky.social $PSKY
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think the most disgusting part of this is Weiss saw the video, saw the horror that we have wrought, the inhumane and barbaric treatment of other humans, the violation of rights and laws, and her reaction was to just set all that aside and worry about how it makes this administration look.
Wow.
My only (pedantic) note is the overabundant use of quotes for some pretty common expressions.
But, also, wow.
My only (pedantic) note is the overabundant use of quotes for some pretty common expressions.
But, also, wow.
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Wow.
My only (pedantic) note is the overabundant use of quotes for some pretty common expressions.
But, also, wow.
My only (pedantic) note is the overabundant use of quotes for some pretty common expressions.
But, also, wow.
A variation of the Streisand effect in full, er, effect.
If you needed more evidence that Bari Weiss isn't the sharpest crayon in the box, the fact that she (a) personally spiked the story (b) in a way that left her fingerprints all over the decision (c) at the last possible minute, thus guaranteeing maximal exposure and blowback.
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
A variation of the Streisand effect in full, er, effect.
... Good?
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
... Good?
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
These people are just evil. Like, cartoonishly evil. Like, the kind of evil where you think that can't be true, no one is that much a garbage human, no one could possibly be that combination of stupid and cruel.
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
These people are just evil. Like, cartoonishly evil. Like, the kind of evil where you think that can't be true, no one is that much a garbage human, no one could possibly be that combination of stupid and cruel.
Chef's kiss, no notes.
Fantastic piece.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Chef's kiss, no notes.
Oh, well, in that case...
“I have no idea what they looked at, but it wasn’t the thing you all know they looked at…”
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh, well, in that case...
“.. The problem isn’t that grocery prices are high .. the problem is that nobody is giving the president credit for all the good things happening in the make-believe world he inhabits.”
@rexhuppke.bsky.social
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@rexhuppke.bsky.social
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December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So it's one thing for him to smash out one of these insane tirades on the cuff drunk uncle style. That is bad enough. It is another level of power derangement to *draft* them. On *paper*. By *hand*. Like, actual (addled, crazy) thought went into this.
Mind blowing.
Mind blowing.
The president appeared to have a draft of a post written on paper.
Trump’s Unposted Truth Social Draft Leaks From Oval Office
The president appeared to have a draft of a post written on paper.
trib.al
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So it's one thing for him to smash out one of these insane tirades on the cuff drunk uncle style. That is bad enough. It is another level of power derangement to *draft* them. On *paper*. By *hand*. Like, actual (addled, crazy) thought went into this.
Mind blowing.
Mind blowing.
When somebody says "I voted for Trump and I don't regret it" what they're really saying is "I voted for Trump and I know I should regret it but I've decided to feel differently because reality is hard and sad and I don't want to feel shame even though I do."
A woman who voted for Trump says she has no regrets, even as she begged the president to “stop mocking affordability.”
Trump Voter Torches His Utterly ‘Tone Deaf’ Affordability Crisis PR Stunt
The president “should stop mocking affordability,” a conservative Texas mom fumed.
trib.al
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When somebody says "I voted for Trump and I don't regret it" what they're really saying is "I voted for Trump and I know I should regret it but I've decided to feel differently because reality is hard and sad and I don't want to feel shame even though I do."