Matthew Champ
@matthewchamp.bsky.social
Passionate about soap, yoga and laughter.
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I would honestly rather the FBI be an Uber for Patel’s girlfriend’s drunk friends than be used to wiretap black people. I choose to look on the bright side of this!
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I would honestly rather the FBI be an Uber for Patel’s girlfriend’s drunk friends than be used to wiretap black people. I choose to look on the bright side of this!
It’s hard to equate evil with stupid… but I do agree… I guess… might as well laugh, the alternative is to cry.
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s hard to equate evil with stupid… but I do agree… I guess… might as well laugh, the alternative is to cry.
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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I love love love love @myqkaplan.bsky.social and his specials so much. New one just came out. I advise you watch immediately.
Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL
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November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love love love love @myqkaplan.bsky.social and his specials so much. New one just came out. I advise you watch immediately.
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"Get the name of my Lord and savior Jesus Christ out of your mouth" — Rev. David Black, in comments directed at House Speaker Mike Johnson
NEW: For Rev. David Black, the pastor seen shot in the head w/pepper balls by DHS agents in a viral clip, protesting ICE is part of an old Christian tradition.
“I’m seeing almost a revival of Christianity through what’s happening at Broadview in Chicago,” he says. religionnews.com/2025/11/19/f...
“I’m seeing almost a revival of Christianity through what’s happening at Broadview in Chicago,” he says. religionnews.com/2025/11/19/f...
For the Rev. David Black, protesting ICE is part of an old Christian tradition
(RNS) — ‘I’m seeing almost a revival of Christianity through what’s happening at Broadview in Chicago,’ the Rev. David Black said.
religionnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Get the name of my Lord and savior Jesus Christ out of your mouth" — Rev. David Black, in comments directed at House Speaker Mike Johnson
This shit’s important! 👇🏼
Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This shit’s important! 👇🏼
A machine who sleeps 18 hours a day!
Duffy: "Can I make one other point about POTUS before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine"
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A machine who sleeps 18 hours a day!
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It would be nice to see a chart with a line showing the increase in crime next to a line showing the increase in the Ottawa Police budget over the last 10 years
Ottawa police reporting 63 per cent increase in crime in last 10 years
The Ottawa Police Service is reporting an overall increase in the volume of crime in Ottawa between 2015 and 2024 as it works toward its 2026 draft budget.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It would be nice to see a chart with a line showing the increase in crime next to a line showing the increase in the Ottawa Police budget over the last 10 years
I’ve never been so happy to no longer work for Paramount than I am right now!
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’ve never been so happy to no longer work for Paramount than I am right now!
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
Buyers Remorse for sure. What a clown.
"You are a transformative president" -- I regret to inform you that Mark Carney is kissing Trump's ass
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Buyers Remorse for sure. What a clown.
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
How many corrupt cops has the punisher killed in his long tenure? Maybe not the role model y’all should be looking toward (if you’re in law enforcement, that is.)
comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
reddit occupied government
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
How many corrupt cops has the punisher killed in his long tenure? Maybe not the role model y’all should be looking toward (if you’re in law enforcement, that is.)
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I don't like talking about the hate & abuse I received in politics. I don't need sympathy. But we do need change. And I promised to support women & girls who want to go into politics. So here is my story. We need to stop this. Now.
🔗 thewalrus.ca/they-called-...
🔗 thewalrus.ca/they-called-...
They Called Her “Climate Barbie.” She Fired Back | The Walrus
Catherine McKenna on misogyny, rage farming, and the toll of online violence in Canadian politics
thewalrus.ca
September 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I don't like talking about the hate & abuse I received in politics. I don't need sympathy. But we do need change. And I promised to support women & girls who want to go into politics. So here is my story. We need to stop this. Now.
🔗 thewalrus.ca/they-called-...
🔗 thewalrus.ca/they-called-...
Trying to convince my six year old that One Battle After Another will be a much more fulfilling movie going experience than Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trying to convince my six year old that One Battle After Another will be a much more fulfilling movie going experience than Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie
Just woke up. Did I miss the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just woke up. Did I miss the rapture?
I can’t unsee this now.
One of the few conspiracy theories I believe in is that the Trump robot in the Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World was planned as a Hillary Clinton robot and was crudely redesigned at the last minute to be a Trump robot
August 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I can’t unsee this now.
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I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.
He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
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He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
CA Gov Gavin Newsom "Completely Aligns" With Charlie Kirk On Trans Issues In Podcast
The California Governor, in the launch of his new podcast, announced that he completely aligned with far-right, ant-LGBTQ+ influencer Charlie Kirk on sports, and agreed on prisons and youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
For someone who purports himself to be a Christ Follower Vance is coming across as someone who hates every vulnerable person he encounters and will likely end up in the lake of fire.
JD Vance on homelessness: "I don't know why we accepted that it was reasonable to have crazy people yelling at our kids. You should not have to cross the street in downtown Atlanta to avoid a crazy person yelling at your family. Those are your streets."
August 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
For someone who purports himself to be a Christ Follower Vance is coming across as someone who hates every vulnerable person he encounters and will likely end up in the lake of fire.
Even if American booze ends up back on our shelves sales are still going to be so much lower than they previously were. We’ve all found better alternatives that don’t support a fascist-headed country and I don’t see a lot of us going back to what we once drank.
Canada's boycott of US alcohol is costing American wineries tens of millions. Exports to Canada have dropped a staggering 67% in the first six months of this year. It's a huge hit to an industry that relies on international markets. My latest page 1 story for @wsj.com
www.wsj.com/business/us-...
www.wsj.com/business/us-...
The U.S. Alcohol Industry Is Reeling From Canada’s Booze Boycott
The trade fight is prompting a pullback in purchases by the biggest export market for U.S.-made wines, costing American brands tens of millions in sales.
www.wsj.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Even if American booze ends up back on our shelves sales are still going to be so much lower than they previously were. We’ve all found better alternatives that don’t support a fascist-headed country and I don’t see a lot of us going back to what we once drank.
It’s almost like Russia has Drumpf in their pocket….
The president of Ukraine arrives in Washington. As usual, no red carpet, no warm greeting, and conduct that tests the outer boundaries of what is required under the rules of diplomacy and statecraft.
August 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s almost like Russia has Drumpf in their pocket….
The National Guard in Indianapolis!
New— Nazis with giant swastika flags marched in downtown Indianapolis on Saturday with two police escorts. They shouted “white power” and said to the woman who took this video (reshared here with her permission) “fuck you, n***** bitch.”
Police did not intervene. I cannot find local news coverage.
Police did not intervene. I cannot find local news coverage.
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The National Guard in Indianapolis!
Trump doesn’t care about Ukraine. He never did. Trump doesn’t care about Russia. He never did. He only cares about himself. He only ever has.
Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting & have honest elections.' He said that to me because we talked about 2020. He said, 'you won that election by so much'"
August 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump doesn’t care about Ukraine. He never did. Trump doesn’t care about Russia. He never did. He only cares about himself. He only ever has.
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Mamdani on Cuomo: "I don't need to do much to make the governor appear extremely dislikable."
August 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mamdani on Cuomo: "I don't need to do much to make the governor appear extremely dislikable."