Matthew1471!
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"I was talking about a country that goes to another school. You don't know them" - JD Vance, slagging off the UK x
March 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I was talking about a country that goes to another school. You don't know them" - JD Vance, slagging off the UK x
This evening I looked at my rescue dog calmly and said “I need you to be better”. RolliteBlinds can expect a phone call from me tomorrow 😔
February 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This evening I looked at my rescue dog calmly and said “I need you to be better”. RolliteBlinds can expect a phone call from me tomorrow 😔
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I know everything feels grim right now but let's be realistic. These people are idiots. They're going to tank their economy. They're going to fuck-up every deal they sign. They're going to leave America looking shattered and deranged. And all those who supported them will look as idiotic as they are
February 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I know everything feels grim right now but let's be realistic. These people are idiots. They're going to tank their economy. They're going to fuck-up every deal they sign. They're going to leave America looking shattered and deranged. And all those who supported them will look as idiotic as they are
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
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A story in three parts, in just seven days.
January 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A story in three parts, in just seven days.
🚨🚨 Intelligent Octopus Go now compatible with Renault EVs (including Zoe) and Hypervolt/Indra chargers 🚨🚨 octopus.energy/smart/intell...
Intelligent Octopus Go
The UK's most awarded energy supplier. We're doing energy better - for you and the environment.
octopus.energy
December 27, 2024 at 8:47 PM
🚨🚨 Intelligent Octopus Go now compatible with Renault EVs (including Zoe) and Hypervolt/Indra chargers 🚨🚨 octopus.energy/smart/intell...
Guess they thought it was wheelie good 🤷♂️
Someone has stolen my fucking wheelie bin ??????
December 26, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Guess they thought it was wheelie good 🤷♂️
My hot take of the day is that I reckon eventually we’ll do annual blood tests on the NHS
December 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
My hot take of the day is that I reckon eventually we’ll do annual blood tests on the NHS
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Nivram43 on Bandcamp asks:
"Great 'wiffs' guys. Thanks. But why Stormtroopers? I have no problem with it, I'm just interested..."
Glad you asked NIvram! The stormtroopers have absolutely nothing to do with the price of fish! Brilliant isn't it? 😂 Mad as a bicycle. Tres tres Wiff.
Hope this helps
"Great 'wiffs' guys. Thanks. But why Stormtroopers? I have no problem with it, I'm just interested..."
Glad you asked NIvram! The stormtroopers have absolutely nothing to do with the price of fish! Brilliant isn't it? 😂 Mad as a bicycle. Tres tres Wiff.
Hope this helps
December 15, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Nivram43 on Bandcamp asks:
"Great 'wiffs' guys. Thanks. But why Stormtroopers? I have no problem with it, I'm just interested..."
Glad you asked NIvram! The stormtroopers have absolutely nothing to do with the price of fish! Brilliant isn't it? 😂 Mad as a bicycle. Tres tres Wiff.
Hope this helps
"Great 'wiffs' guys. Thanks. But why Stormtroopers? I have no problem with it, I'm just interested..."
Glad you asked NIvram! The stormtroopers have absolutely nothing to do with the price of fish! Brilliant isn't it? 😂 Mad as a bicycle. Tres tres Wiff.
Hope this helps
@scottygb.bsky.social can you get someone at the BBC News to fix the typo in the ticker “vulnerable pensiones” it’s been there for hours and it’s bugging me 😂
December 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
@scottygb.bsky.social can you get someone at the BBC News to fix the typo in the ticker “vulnerable pensiones” it’s been there for hours and it’s bugging me 😂
What’s the most buggy app on your phone?
For me it’s probably McDonald’s
For me it’s probably McDonald’s
December 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
What’s the most buggy app on your phone?
For me it’s probably McDonald’s
For me it’s probably McDonald’s
I call this photo “Fuck everyone else, I drive an Audi”
December 14, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I call this photo “Fuck everyone else, I drive an Audi”
Why is most software buggy these days and it rely on me to provide detailed troubleshooting and contact them to get it fixed .. it’s so frustrating.. I feel like an unpaid tester 😂
December 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Why is most software buggy these days and it rely on me to provide detailed troubleshooting and contact them to get it fixed .. it’s so frustrating.. I feel like an unpaid tester 😂
Am I doing Hinge right?
December 13, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Am I doing Hinge right?
“Have you tried resetting your Network Settings?” at the slightest sign of an iPhone anomaly is the modern day “have you tried formatting and reinstalling Windows?”
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
“Have you tried resetting your Network Settings?” at the slightest sign of an iPhone anomaly is the modern day “have you tried formatting and reinstalling Windows?”
Apple Intelligence’s “Friendly” mode just comes across as sarcastic 😂
December 13, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Apple Intelligence’s “Friendly” mode just comes across as sarcastic 😂
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Skeewiff - Husky (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Jalapeno Records
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December 13, 2024 at 9:48 AM
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I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
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It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨
December 10, 2024 at 9:27 AM
It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨
@cfraserbbc.bsky.social nothing wrong with EV infrastructure in most places.. guest was wrong 🙂. The website ZapMap shows where chargers are.. price of electricity and removal of incentives make it no longer cheaper so limited financial incentive.. I’ll be paying car tax the same rate as petrol cars
November 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
@cfraserbbc.bsky.social nothing wrong with EV infrastructure in most places.. guest was wrong 🙂. The website ZapMap shows where chargers are.. price of electricity and removal of incentives make it no longer cheaper so limited financial incentive.. I’ll be paying car tax the same rate as petrol cars
Oh wow.. @support.bsky.team really need to look at the iPad experience? Any chance we can see a better iPad app? @bsky.app
November 25, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Oh wow.. @support.bsky.team really need to look at the iPad experience? Any chance we can see a better iPad app? @bsky.app
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Weather app seems to be suggesting it's about to drop a banger 🎵
November 23, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Weather app seems to be suggesting it's about to drop a banger 🎵
Apple Promo 2024 now announced if you’re buying Apple in the next few weeks might want to check this first: www.apple.com/uk/shop/gift...
Black Friday & Cyber Monday Shopping Event
From 29th November to 2nd December, get an Apple Gift Card for up to £160 when you buy an eligible product.
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November 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM