Matt Ratzer
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Matt Ratzer
@matterdays.bsky.social
Suburban Chicagoan by birth, Seattleite by choice, for now. Classically trained musician, fell into accounting. I like dogs. 🏳️‍🌈

If you have an Only Fans account or you're just trying to collect followers, move along. I block early and often.
And I’m STILL not sure if …

Yeah. I am.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m laughing so fucking hard right now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m … not sure I’m interpreting this correctly …
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sorry, maybe I’m misunderstanding your comment.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don’t fucking know. Or if it even fucking matters anymore.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And then hang him.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I am considering self-immolation.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m very sad to have to remove bacon from some neighborhood Thanksgiving plans to accommodate the heathens.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Man, I love bacon.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Full-On MAGATS LOVE that shit talk. Because they are shit people.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have a film on the dash display of the car I bought over two years ago. I didn’t even realize it for many months, but I’m scared to try removing it now. I should have asked them to remove it last time it was in for service, but I forgot/was embarrassed.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I so miss academia. I wish I had followed that path.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can’t believe I’m shocked.

An absolutely disgusting person is our president. AGAIN.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Might take five. But that’s it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Same.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Same, brother.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
AI can never replace the human soul, whatever that is. I was a musician in my earlier life, and there is something so human about the arts and how it interprets humanity that is impossible to replicate. I always think of Jodie Foster’s line in the movie “Contact” - “They should have sent a poet.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Take the win.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM