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Siento que Francia se gastó el 5% de su PIB anual para tener esta Champions. Good for them.
May 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Siento que Francia se gastó el 5% de su PIB anual para tener esta Champions. Good for them.
Estas lluvias de Mayo al tope de calor de la CDMX siempre me dan ganas de salir a bailar a agradecerle a Tlaloc.
May 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Estas lluvias de Mayo al tope de calor de la CDMX siempre me dan ganas de salir a bailar a agradecerle a Tlaloc.
Pepe Mujica me dijo el mejor piropo que me ha dicho un hombre en mi vida:
Yo: un gusto conocerlo señor presidente
Él: ya me conocías, sólo que no te acuerdas.
Yo: un gusto conocerlo señor presidente
Él: ya me conocías, sólo que no te acuerdas.
May 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Pepe Mujica me dijo el mejor piropo que me ha dicho un hombre en mi vida:
Yo: un gusto conocerlo señor presidente
Él: ya me conocías, sólo que no te acuerdas.
Yo: un gusto conocerlo señor presidente
Él: ya me conocías, sólo que no te acuerdas.
En vez de llamarlo gentrificación, deberíamos llamarla crisis migratoria gringa.
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
En vez de llamarlo gentrificación, deberíamos llamarla crisis migratoria gringa.
Hoy llamé a mi mamá y me contestó con: humo negro! En ningún otro día tendría sentido esa respuesta.
May 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hoy llamé a mi mamá y me contestó con: humo negro! En ningún otro día tendría sentido esa respuesta.
¿Cuál es the drug of choice de Petro?
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
¿Cuál es the drug of choice de Petro?
Lo que más me gusta de la carta de Álvaro Leyva es que se nota que no usó ChatGPT.
April 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Lo que más me gusta de la carta de Álvaro Leyva es que se nota que no usó ChatGPT.
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I wrote a little reflection on Pope Francis www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
Essay: A gay, lapsed Catholic on loving Pope Francis
J.P. Brammer writes an appreciation of the late pope: 'Francis advocated for the powerless, for those who have so little and yet are villainized by people in positions of authority.'
www.latimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wrote a little reflection on Pope Francis www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
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does anyone have a cannon pointed at the sun I can borrow? need to shoot myself into the sun with a cannon
April 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
does anyone have a cannon pointed at the sun I can borrow? need to shoot myself into the sun with a cannon
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Let’s send food safety inspectors to the coal mines’
April 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Let’s send food safety inspectors to the coal mines’
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#ThePitt star Noah Wyle: “I find it infuriating that we still can’t come to a consensus that masks cut down on transmission of disease. I find it infuriating that we still won’t acknowledge that vaccines are an important way of eradicating disease.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lFErS
Noah Wyle Was Nearing a ‘Nervous Breakdown.’ Then Came ‘The Pitt’: It’s ‘Infuriating We Can’t Come to a Consensus’ on Masks and Vaccines
Noah Wyle didn't want to play a doctor again after his 15 years on "ER." Then came COVID and "The Pitt."
wp.me
April 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
#ThePitt star Noah Wyle: “I find it infuriating that we still can’t come to a consensus that masks cut down on transmission of disease. I find it infuriating that we still won’t acknowledge that vaccines are an important way of eradicating disease.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lFErS
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...
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April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
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The kind of person that kills dogs.
March 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The kind of person that kills dogs.
And the REALLY believed it man.
Watching the new season Love is Blind and can’t believe how utterly stupid people are rn. They believe the dumbest shit. “Joe Rogan said we can control the weather with our minds.”
We’re so fucked
We’re so fucked
March 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And the REALLY believed it man.
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girl on love is blind talking about finding out about ant colonies from a joe rogan podcast???? we’re losing the ancient texts
February 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
girl on love is blind talking about finding out about ant colonies from a joe rogan podcast???? we’re losing the ancient texts
Después de años de rehusarme, llevo dos días con un iPad y ya lo quiero más que a mi familia.
March 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Después de años de rehusarme, llevo dos días con un iPad y ya lo quiero más que a mi familia.