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Matt Cornah
@mattcornah.bsky.social
Inventor, entrepreneur, poet, scientist, life coach, fast runner and Donkey Kong enthusiast. Mainly the last thing.
Unhappy Crab.
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Don't be hard on yourself, your bobbles are magnificent.
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That's true actually. ESPECIALLY the sexy ones.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You've always been Chris to me.
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Amazing!

I want to reciprocate but lack the requisite pun-telligence. Erm... erm... Crypt Allpumpkin?

Might need workshopping.
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Psychopaths.
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Good tip - I'll keep you posted.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
And what could be more festive than a worm willy? ANSWER ME THAT.
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gonna have this reply framed. 😁
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Glad SOMEONE bought my autobiography.
October 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM