Matt Cornah
@mattcornah.bsky.social
Inventor, entrepreneur, poet, scientist, life coach, fast runner and Donkey Kong enthusiast. Mainly the last thing.
Love the Fractones? I AM A FRACTONE.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Love the Fractones? I AM A FRACTONE.
In the midst of the difficult transitional phase between short hair and long hair, I basically have to reinvent my hairstyle every day. Today I’ve gone with this.
July 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
In the midst of the difficult transitional phase between short hair and long hair, I basically have to reinvent my hairstyle every day. Today I’ve gone with this.
I’m surprised this reached us - they’ve got the address completely wrong.
June 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I’m surprised this reached us - they’ve got the address completely wrong.
I like Russell T Davies.
June 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I like Russell T Davies.
I just think it’s about time someone did a film of him.
June 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I just think it’s about time someone did a film of him.
Can I just say? "Bandana Waddle Dee" isn't good enough. Give him a name or he's not a character.
May 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Can I just say? "Bandana Waddle Dee" isn't good enough. Give him a name or he's not a character.
Just doing my BBC survey.
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Just doing my BBC survey.
Who remembers Koin the Dog? You know, the popular dog from off of Donkey Kong Land III! Boy, I sure love Koin the Dog.
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who remembers Koin the Dog? You know, the popular dog from off of Donkey Kong Land III! Boy, I sure love Koin the Dog.
I don’t necessarily agree with corporal punishment, but the person who came up with the idea of nestling the OFF button in amongst the normal keys could do with a tiny electric shock to the bum.
March 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I don’t necessarily agree with corporal punishment, but the person who came up with the idea of nestling the OFF button in amongst the normal keys could do with a tiny electric shock to the bum.
Ah, that feeling of creeping dread when sell-by dates have started to coincide with your impending 40th. It’s all getting a bit REAL.
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Ah, that feeling of creeping dread when sell-by dates have started to coincide with your impending 40th. It’s all getting a bit REAL.
The full spectrum of acceptable male clothes colours.
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The full spectrum of acceptable male clothes colours.
And, incidentally, a happy Pancake Day to all of you at home.
March 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And, incidentally, a happy Pancake Day to all of you at home.
My new best friend is an acorn person.
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My new best friend is an acorn person.
Everyone’s having a go at redesigning Donkey Kong, I thought I might throw my hat into the ring.
(Ink on Post-it.)
(Ink on Post-it.)
February 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Everyone’s having a go at redesigning Donkey Kong, I thought I might throw my hat into the ring.
(Ink on Post-it.)
(Ink on Post-it.)
101%!!! How is that even possible!? I must be SUPER skillz at the Donkey Kongz.
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
101%!!! How is that even possible!? I must be SUPER skillz at the Donkey Kongz.
Dave Davies was (is!) quite a handsome fellow, but this is the photo they decided to go with for his single “Hold My Hand” from 1969.
It’s the facial expression you make when you don’t realise a picture is being taken.
It’s the facial expression you make when you don’t realise a picture is being taken.
January 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dave Davies was (is!) quite a handsome fellow, but this is the photo they decided to go with for his single “Hold My Hand” from 1969.
It’s the facial expression you make when you don’t realise a picture is being taken.
It’s the facial expression you make when you don’t realise a picture is being taken.
In the new 2018 Benick runs a cat sanctuary.
January 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In the new 2018 Benick runs a cat sanctuary.
When Salamader gets chucked out of the TARDIS and perishes in the time vortex, he was actually erased from history. And that’s why the version of 2018 we see in Enemy of the World is so wonkaloid compared to, say, the Whittaker era’s 2018: Salamander made that world, and now he’s gone and so is it.
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When Salamader gets chucked out of the TARDIS and perishes in the time vortex, he was actually erased from history. And that’s why the version of 2018 we see in Enemy of the World is so wonkaloid compared to, say, the Whittaker era’s 2018: Salamander made that world, and now he’s gone and so is it.
Hey, Tiki Tong! Have you met my friend Squawks? Don’t worry he’ll just sit quietly in the corner.
January 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey, Tiki Tong! Have you met my friend Squawks? Don’t worry he’ll just sit quietly in the corner.
Gonna hijack this lorry.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Gonna hijack this lorry.
Post a flattering picture of yourself! I’ll start.
January 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Post a flattering picture of yourself! I’ll start.
Idea for a new Malcolm Gladwell book: “The Licking Point”.
Wherein we explore the stories of people who’ve been growing their hair for maybe a year or so and suddenly, one day, have reached the point where they can lick it.
Wherein we explore the stories of people who’ve been growing their hair for maybe a year or so and suddenly, one day, have reached the point where they can lick it.
January 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Idea for a new Malcolm Gladwell book: “The Licking Point”.
Wherein we explore the stories of people who’ve been growing their hair for maybe a year or so and suddenly, one day, have reached the point where they can lick it.
Wherein we explore the stories of people who’ve been growing their hair for maybe a year or so and suddenly, one day, have reached the point where they can lick it.
I’ve got this stupid bit of internet-bought tat, which is a kind of colour-cycling lamp of the USS Enterprise (off of the Star Treks).
HOWEVER, combine it with the nifty astronomy app I’ve got and we get a lovely scene. Hooray for internet-bought tat!
HOWEVER, combine it with the nifty astronomy app I’ve got and we get a lovely scene. Hooray for internet-bought tat!
January 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’ve got this stupid bit of internet-bought tat, which is a kind of colour-cycling lamp of the USS Enterprise (off of the Star Treks).
HOWEVER, combine it with the nifty astronomy app I’ve got and we get a lovely scene. Hooray for internet-bought tat!
HOWEVER, combine it with the nifty astronomy app I’ve got and we get a lovely scene. Hooray for internet-bought tat!
Hoovering up PART 2: the final collectable! Honeycomb piece in Grunty Industries' train station. I'm suddenly having a crisis of confidence over whether this is actually interesting.
OH WELL. Look at it!
OH WELL. Look at it!
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hoovering up PART 2: the final collectable! Honeycomb piece in Grunty Industries' train station. I'm suddenly having a crisis of confidence over whether this is actually interesting.
OH WELL. Look at it!
OH WELL. Look at it!