Matt Blitz
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Hmmmm, only 1678 days too late….
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hmmmm, only 1678 days too late….
My fellow Americans, allow me to introduce…. your President.
July 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My fellow Americans, allow me to introduce…. your President.
Statistically, of all the days of the year, Mothers Day has the fewest crimes committed.
From this, we can conclude that with all the mothers at home, being celebrated by their families, that these mothers are too occupied to be out committing felonies.
😀
From this, we can conclude that with all the mothers at home, being celebrated by their families, that these mothers are too occupied to be out committing felonies.
😀
May 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Statistically, of all the days of the year, Mothers Day has the fewest crimes committed.
From this, we can conclude that with all the mothers at home, being celebrated by their families, that these mothers are too occupied to be out committing felonies.
😀
From this, we can conclude that with all the mothers at home, being celebrated by their families, that these mothers are too occupied to be out committing felonies.
😀
Trump decrees Cinco de Mayo be henceforth called May 5th.
May 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Trump decrees Cinco de Mayo be henceforth called May 5th.
So Trump blinked. He probably had a dozen of his oligarch buddies screaming at him to do so (now that they’ve all had a few days to buy low).
If Jinping truly wants to play hardball, he has the power to simply embargo all exports to the US.
Imagine how empty our shelves will be in a month.
If Jinping truly wants to play hardball, he has the power to simply embargo all exports to the US.
Imagine how empty our shelves will be in a month.
April 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So Trump blinked. He probably had a dozen of his oligarch buddies screaming at him to do so (now that they’ve all had a few days to buy low).
If Jinping truly wants to play hardball, he has the power to simply embargo all exports to the US.
Imagine how empty our shelves will be in a month.
If Jinping truly wants to play hardball, he has the power to simply embargo all exports to the US.
Imagine how empty our shelves will be in a month.
Just another lazy Sunday, reading The Times and listening to some classical….
April 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just another lazy Sunday, reading The Times and listening to some classical….
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To every Trumpkin who responded to my vitriol towards the Orange Anus with a blithe “How’s yer 401k doing?” I say, “Hey go fuck yerself, you ignorant dickhead.”
April 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
To every Trumpkin who responded to my vitriol towards the Orange Anus with a blithe “How’s yer 401k doing?” I say, “Hey go fuck yerself, you ignorant dickhead.”
Reposted by Matt Blitz
@booker.senate.gov dismantles a Confederate monument.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@booker.senate.gov dismantles a Confederate monument.
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Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?”
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?”
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
In 1986, John Reid was on Safari in Kenya after graduating from Trinity College Dublin.
On a hike through the bush he came across a young bull elephant with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so John approached it carefully. ....
On a hike through the bush he came across a young bull elephant with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so John approached it carefully. ....
March 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
In 1986, John Reid was on Safari in Kenya after graduating from Trinity College Dublin.
On a hike through the bush he came across a young bull elephant with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so John approached it carefully. ....
On a hike through the bush he came across a young bull elephant with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so John approached it carefully. ....
Reposted by Matt Blitz
This movie rules, and becomes even better if you imagine them both speaking French.
French poster for Ishiro Honda's THE WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS (1966)
March 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This movie rules, and becomes even better if you imagine them both speaking French.
When you’re feeling hopeless, remember; there were lobsters in a tank on the Titanic.
March 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
When you’re feeling hopeless, remember; there were lobsters in a tank on the Titanic.
