Matt Blitz
@mattblitz.bsky.social
Hmmmm, only 1678 days too late….
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hmmmm, only 1678 days too late….
My fellow Americans, allow me to introduce…. your President.
July 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My fellow Americans, allow me to introduce…. your President.
Just another lazy Sunday, reading The Times and listening to some classical….
April 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just another lazy Sunday, reading The Times and listening to some classical….
To every Trumpkin who responded to my vitriol towards the Orange Anus with a blithe “How’s yer 401k doing?” I say, “Hey go fuck yerself, you ignorant dickhead.”
April 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
To every Trumpkin who responded to my vitriol towards the Orange Anus with a blithe “How’s yer 401k doing?” I say, “Hey go fuck yerself, you ignorant dickhead.”
So you're sayin' there's a chance....
February 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So you're sayin' there's a chance....
Chores done. Time to relax before the snowstorm. And everyone gets a turn on my lap.
February 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chores done. Time to relax before the snowstorm. And everyone gets a turn on my lap.
