Matt Barnette
@mattbarnette.bsky.social
Who: Guitar Man. Writer. Editor.
Work: AEW, ESPN, deadspin, etc.
Everywhere else: @mattbarnette
Work: AEW, ESPN, deadspin, etc.
Everywhere else: @mattbarnette
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm bummed that Mark won because I kept thinking about a segment where Mark had a mouth full of teeth because Don "didn't want Mark looking like a hillbilly chicken farmer"and made him get dentures. #aew #aewfullgear
MARK BRISCOE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Went from Tony Khan fighting to have The Briscoes to be allowed on AEW TV, to Mark now being the FACE OF THE NETWORK as the TNT Champion!!!!!
Wow.
Incredibly well deserved.
Standing ovation.
So much emotion.
Congratulations Mark Briscoe!
AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Went from Tony Khan fighting to have The Briscoes to be allowed on AEW TV, to Mark now being the FACE OF THE NETWORK as the TNT Champion!!!!!
Wow.
Incredibly well deserved.
Standing ovation.
So much emotion.
Congratulations Mark Briscoe!
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm bummed that Mark won because I kept thinking about a segment where Mark had a mouth full of teeth because Don "didn't want Mark looking like a hillbilly chicken farmer"and made him get dentures. #aew #aewfullgear
Ogbert "Tracy" Jordan went on to invent a new kind of borkulator.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ogbert "Tracy" Jordan went on to invent a new kind of borkulator.
I created the original Blood & Guts logo for #AEW in 2020 and last month saw that it had changed.
It went from stylized and cool to a font that comes with your PC.
My version was on toys and used for 4 years and looked cool as hell.
Oh well. It's not mine, but it was a bummer to see it changed.
It went from stylized and cool to a font that comes with your PC.
My version was on toys and used for 4 years and looked cool as hell.
Oh well. It's not mine, but it was a bummer to see it changed.
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I created the original Blood & Guts logo for #AEW in 2020 and last month saw that it had changed.
It went from stylized and cool to a font that comes with your PC.
My version was on toys and used for 4 years and looked cool as hell.
Oh well. It's not mine, but it was a bummer to see it changed.
It went from stylized and cool to a font that comes with your PC.
My version was on toys and used for 4 years and looked cool as hell.
Oh well. It's not mine, but it was a bummer to see it changed.
Was looking at title histories on the WWE website and was in the 24/7 Title section and I'm really curious why Jinder Mahal's five minute reign is listed on there are well...more.
#JinderMahal #WWE #247Title #2347days #wtf
#JinderMahal #WWE #247Title #2347days #wtf
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Was looking at title histories on the WWE website and was in the 24/7 Title section and I'm really curious why Jinder Mahal's five minute reign is listed on there are well...more.
#JinderMahal #WWE #247Title #2347days #wtf
#JinderMahal #WWE #247Title #2347days #wtf
I'd like to thank the following people that helped me out after my last post about losing my job:
Nobody.
Not a repost.
Not a message about an opening you saw.
Not an introduction to someone who is hiring.
Not a single word of encouragement.
Nothing.
Nobody.
Not a repost.
Not a message about an opening you saw.
Not an introduction to someone who is hiring.
Not a single word of encouragement.
Nothing.
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'd like to thank the following people that helped me out after my last post about losing my job:
Nobody.
Not a repost.
Not a message about an opening you saw.
Not an introduction to someone who is hiring.
Not a single word of encouragement.
Nothing.
Nobody.
Not a repost.
Not a message about an opening you saw.
Not an introduction to someone who is hiring.
Not a single word of encouragement.
Nothing.
Lost my job three weeks ago due to the company going out of biz due to trump policies on solar tax incentives and i'm desperately looking for anything in the marketing, content, communications, or design world. i've also done videography and video editing for 20+ years and have had my work (CONT'D)
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Lost my job three weeks ago due to the company going out of biz due to trump policies on solar tax incentives and i'm desperately looking for anything in the marketing, content, communications, or design world. i've also done videography and video editing for 20+ years and have had my work (CONT'D)
Is there a Wario Batali
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Is there a Wario Batali
On this day seven years ago, @fannyomaha.bsky.social made my day.
September 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
On this day seven years ago, @fannyomaha.bsky.social made my day.
I need some alert on blue sky that reminds me that blue sky is a thing and i should go there.
Also if any of you say there's a feature on my phone called clock and that I could set alarms to remind myself that blue sky exists i swear to god i will tackle you in the front yard and stain your jeans.
Also if any of you say there's a feature on my phone called clock and that I could set alarms to remind myself that blue sky exists i swear to god i will tackle you in the front yard and stain your jeans.
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I need some alert on blue sky that reminds me that blue sky is a thing and i should go there.
Also if any of you say there's a feature on my phone called clock and that I could set alarms to remind myself that blue sky exists i swear to god i will tackle you in the front yard and stain your jeans.
Also if any of you say there's a feature on my phone called clock and that I could set alarms to remind myself that blue sky exists i swear to god i will tackle you in the front yard and stain your jeans.
No wonder that Disney Plus dumped the show after this past season!
I wonder if the BBC will, too.
Courtesy: NY Times
#doctorwho
I wonder if the BBC will, too.
Courtesy: NY Times
#doctorwho
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
No wonder that Disney Plus dumped the show after this past season!
I wonder if the BBC will, too.
Courtesy: NY Times
#doctorwho
I wonder if the BBC will, too.
Courtesy: NY Times
#doctorwho
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but also what if...
a bald man says yes way in a blue background
ALT: a bald man says yes way in a blue background
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
but also what if...
Reposted by Matt Barnette
I'm so happy everyone is having positive reactions to Bozilla. She has improved so much in the very short time she's been in the business.
Her match with Megan Bayne during WrestleMania weekend for GCW and it's a fantastic Meat Division match. I urge you all to find it, because it is great.
#aew
Her match with Megan Bayne during WrestleMania weekend for GCW and it's a fantastic Meat Division match. I urge you all to find it, because it is great.
#aew
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm so happy everyone is having positive reactions to Bozilla. She has improved so much in the very short time she's been in the business.
Her match with Megan Bayne during WrestleMania weekend for GCW and it's a fantastic Meat Division match. I urge you all to find it, because it is great.
#aew
Her match with Megan Bayne during WrestleMania weekend for GCW and it's a fantastic Meat Division match. I urge you all to find it, because it is great.
#aew
I still think this is the best idea and all of you are cowards for not agreeing with me #aew #aewforbiddendoor
Josh Alexander should keep being a badass and add the wrinkle that he can't hear shit with the ear protectors on.
Example: Don could be cutting a promo and they all walk off and Josh stands there as they walk because he didn't hear it. Or he doesn't hear Don's coaching and loses.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Example: Don could be cutting a promo and they all walk off and Josh stands there as they walk because he didn't hear it. Or he doesn't hear Don's coaching and loses.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I still think this is the best idea and all of you are cowards for not agreeing with me #aew #aewforbiddendoor
Reposted by Matt Barnette
once you actually internalize that society is fake and we just made everything up and none of this is real other than the "realness" people have placed upon it, it's insane that anyone thought any of this would work in the first place
March 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
once you actually internalize that society is fake and we just made everything up and none of this is real other than the "realness" people have placed upon it, it's insane that anyone thought any of this would work in the first place
Reposted by Matt Barnette
If eating ice cream in the bathtub isn’t a superpower then why am I wearing a cape
July 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If eating ice cream in the bathtub isn’t a superpower then why am I wearing a cape
Reposted by Matt Barnette
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Jesus Christ.
This is beyond fucked.
After tearing down the news media for decades, they're now taking over the media and will tell their Jennings that truth in journalism is back, and the propaganda machine will be in full unmerciful swing.
I hate it here.
This is beyond fucked.
After tearing down the news media for decades, they're now taking over the media and will tell their Jennings that truth in journalism is back, and the propaganda machine will be in full unmerciful swing.
I hate it here.
A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda.
This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵
This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵
August 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Jesus Christ.
This is beyond fucked.
After tearing down the news media for decades, they're now taking over the media and will tell their Jennings that truth in journalism is back, and the propaganda machine will be in full unmerciful swing.
I hate it here.
This is beyond fucked.
After tearing down the news media for decades, they're now taking over the media and will tell their Jennings that truth in journalism is back, and the propaganda machine will be in full unmerciful swing.
I hate it here.
August 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sabbath is really and truly gone.
RIP Ozzy.
RIP Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sabbath is really and truly gone.
RIP Ozzy.
RIP Ozzy.