Mistah Mephisto
@mattaconda.bsky.social
I'm chill, and looking to make the world a better place before I 🦵 the 🪣
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Mistah Mephisto
@mattaconda.bsky.social
· Mar 10
I only put peanut butter on outside of crust edge. That way I can use it to trap the jelly.
The only way Trump will consider this a win, is if Iran promises to do terror attacks in late October sp that Trump can stop the elections this year.
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The only way Trump will consider this a win, is if Iran promises to do terror attacks in late October sp that Trump can stop the elections this year.
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Oliver North on Fox News complaining that Iran has missiles is... I mean, do they even know who the fuck he is and what he did? He sold Iran missiles!
June 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Oliver North on Fox News complaining that Iran has missiles is... I mean, do they even know who the fuck he is and what he did? He sold Iran missiles!
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Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
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Two months ago.
June 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Two months ago.
Meanwhile at Trump's Birthday Parade...
"I HAD MY CATHETER CHANGED... FOR THIS????" Vibes...
"I HAD MY CATHETER CHANGED... FOR THIS????" Vibes...
June 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Meanwhile at Trump's Birthday Parade...
"I HAD MY CATHETER CHANGED... FOR THIS????" Vibes...
"I HAD MY CATHETER CHANGED... FOR THIS????" Vibes...
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Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.
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Elon gonna be stuck with Twitter in 30 years and he'll be like...
a man wearing sunglasses and a leopard print scarf says " just ask "
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a leopard print scarf says " just ask "
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Elon gonna be stuck with Twitter in 30 years and he'll be like...
I wish the universe would stop gut punching me.
Being shy of 50, fully disabled, living in a steel shipping container with no insulation or running water, and using an extension cord for power; IN FLORIDA.
I'm not going to last long.
Being shy of 50, fully disabled, living in a steel shipping container with no insulation or running water, and using an extension cord for power; IN FLORIDA.
I'm not going to last long.
May 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I wish the universe would stop gut punching me.
Being shy of 50, fully disabled, living in a steel shipping container with no insulation or running water, and using an extension cord for power; IN FLORIDA.
I'm not going to last long.
Being shy of 50, fully disabled, living in a steel shipping container with no insulation or running water, and using an extension cord for power; IN FLORIDA.
I'm not going to last long.
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
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We've always been a kind Christian nation.
April 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We've always been a kind Christian nation.
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Mass protests happening now. Join a protest near you.
#3E #HandsOff #TeslaShutDown #FiftyFiftyOne
theblop.org
#3E #HandsOff #TeslaShutDown #FiftyFiftyOne
theblop.org
The Big List of Protests
The BLOP hosts a large and detailed list of upcoming protest events submitted by users across the United States.
theblop.org
April 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mass protests happening now. Join a protest near you.
#3E #HandsOff #TeslaShutDown #FiftyFiftyOne
theblop.org
#3E #HandsOff #TeslaShutDown #FiftyFiftyOne
theblop.org
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Too real.
I feel like I’ve posted this before but it is worthy of repeating.
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
I feel like I’ve posted this before but it is worthy of repeating.
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
March 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Too real.
I feel like I’ve posted this before but it is worthy of repeating.
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
I feel like I’ve posted this before but it is worthy of repeating.
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
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I wear a 3XL-Tall t-shirt...
So, you'll always have something to put on at my place.
:)
So, you'll always have something to put on at my place.
:)
March 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I wear a 3XL-Tall t-shirt...
So, you'll always have something to put on at my place.
:)
So, you'll always have something to put on at my place.
:)
I've lived 40 years as a chocoholic,and I'm only just trying this now??
Sweet blessings of the bean!!!
Sweet blessings of the bean!!!
March 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I've lived 40 years as a chocoholic,and I'm only just trying this now??
Sweet blessings of the bean!!!
Sweet blessings of the bean!!!
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When you understand that everything is *zero sum* to them, their actions & end game make sense
Zero sum means you can't win unless someone else loses. No concept of win/win. You can't enjoy success unless someone else fails
They see no point in Heaven, unless others are condemned to Hell
1/x
Zero sum means you can't win unless someone else loses. No concept of win/win. You can't enjoy success unless someone else fails
They see no point in Heaven, unless others are condemned to Hell
1/x
March 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When you understand that everything is *zero sum* to them, their actions & end game make sense
Zero sum means you can't win unless someone else loses. No concept of win/win. You can't enjoy success unless someone else fails
They see no point in Heaven, unless others are condemned to Hell
1/x
Zero sum means you can't win unless someone else loses. No concept of win/win. You can't enjoy success unless someone else fails
They see no point in Heaven, unless others are condemned to Hell
1/x
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More of my new friends... in slow motion...
February 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
More of my new friends... in slow motion...
I've made new friends finally....
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I've made new friends finally....
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Putin’s lifelong dream was to somehow separate the US from NATO. But how to break up a strong alliance that stood for 80 years and continued to expand? There really was only one way to do it, he figured it out a decade ago, and played the long game. Now his guy will do it.
February 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Putin’s lifelong dream was to somehow separate the US from NATO. But how to break up a strong alliance that stood for 80 years and continued to expand? There really was only one way to do it, he figured it out a decade ago, and played the long game. Now his guy will do it.