Allison Burnett
@allisonburnett.bsky.social
Author of The Chronicles of B.K. Troop, a trilogy of comic, literary novels. Also, the Katie Kampenfelt trilogy. Screenwriter of Netflix's "My Oxford Year" and other films. Film director. Collector of historical ephemera. Father of two teenage boys.
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The Chronicles of B.K. Troop
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Narrated by an unemployed, middle-aged, bipolar, witty, erudite, lonely, fat, gay New Yorker, The Chronicles of B.K. Troop is a literary trilogy brimming with brains, heart, and enough hilarious lunacy to rescue you from the doom-scrolling of modern life.
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Trump defended Carlson, saying the former Fox News host has “said good things about me over the years.”
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trump defended Carlson, saying the former Fox News host has “said good things about me over the years.”
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
Mango Beast is so dumb that he’s threatening us (like a mobster) with investigating Democrats’ involvement with Epstein. He doesn’t get that if Clinton did something illegal, they can send him to Devil’s Island for all we care. We’re not a damned cult!
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mango Beast is so dumb that he’s threatening us (like a mobster) with investigating Democrats’ involvement with Epstein. He doesn’t get that if Clinton did something illegal, they can send him to Devil’s Island for all we care. We’re not a damned cult!
Epstein's character assessment of Trump, sent to Larry Summers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Epstein's character assessment of Trump, sent to Larry Summers.
No, it wouldn't be, and he doesn't think so. But the fact that it's happening at this time, highlights the shamelessness of it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No, it wouldn't be, and he doesn't think so. But the fact that it's happening at this time, highlights the shamelessness of it.
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McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
In my novel Undiscovered Gyrl, Katie Kampenfelt, 17, tells us what her boss taught her about Veterans' Day.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In my novel Undiscovered Gyrl, Katie Kampenfelt, 17, tells us what her boss taught her about Veterans' Day.
If a person who ate meat righteously proclaimed his vegetarianism, we’d cry foul, and yet when a self-defined Christian abuses the least among us, his faith goes unchallenged.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If a person who ate meat righteously proclaimed his vegetarianism, we’d cry foul, and yet when a self-defined Christian abuses the least among us, his faith goes unchallenged.
Months ago I posted about a rotten trip on Norse Airlines. Yesterday Norse opened an account on BlueSky. They called me today. I was 90% down the rabbithole toward getting a full refund, when I realized I was on the phone with a criminal scammer. A completely phony account. Scary. BEWARE!
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Months ago I posted about a rotten trip on Norse Airlines. Yesterday Norse opened an account on BlueSky. They called me today. I was 90% down the rabbithole toward getting a full refund, when I realized I was on the phone with a criminal scammer. A completely phony account. Scary. BEWARE!
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
For many, the take-away from the fact that many thousands of Kentucky voters demanded to know why polls were closed, on a day when there was no election in KY, is that KY voters are morons and rubes. My takeaway is that even in the reddest of states people are desperate for change.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
For many, the take-away from the fact that many thousands of Kentucky voters demanded to know why polls were closed, on a day when there was no election in KY, is that KY voters are morons and rubes. My takeaway is that even in the reddest of states people are desperate for change.
In college, Mike Johnson took a course called Homosexuality in Modern Political Life. He graduated as the bottom of his class.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
In college, Mike Johnson took a course called Homosexuality in Modern Political Life. He graduated as the bottom of his class.
This was written in January 1939 when WW2 was still on the horizon, but the brutality and military aggression were well underway.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This was written in January 1939 when WW2 was still on the horizon, but the brutality and military aggression were well underway.
You do not equate fascism with sanity; I have learned that. You do not equate it with reason, with intelligence, with civilization or decency or morality. The impossible becomes possible, the incredible credible; what is evil becomes matter of fact, and part and parcel of the whole.
--Howard Fast
--Howard Fast
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You do not equate fascism with sanity; I have learned that. You do not equate it with reason, with intelligence, with civilization or decency or morality. The impossible becomes possible, the incredible credible; what is evil becomes matter of fact, and part and parcel of the whole.
--Howard Fast
--Howard Fast
CBS is a date-rape victim proposing a second date. Its self-esteem and integrity have been crushed. The Tiffany network is now the Tiffani network. The hostile takeover is complete:
"Donald Trump Sits Down With Norah O’Donnell For ‘60 Minutes’ Interview, His First Since Suing CBS."
"Donald Trump Sits Down With Norah O’Donnell For ‘60 Minutes’ Interview, His First Since Suing CBS."
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
CBS is a date-rape victim proposing a second date. Its self-esteem and integrity have been crushed. The Tiffany network is now the Tiffani network. The hostile takeover is complete:
"Donald Trump Sits Down With Norah O’Donnell For ‘60 Minutes’ Interview, His First Since Suing CBS."
"Donald Trump Sits Down With Norah O’Donnell For ‘60 Minutes’ Interview, His First Since Suing CBS."
The sexy beast in his prime. Be sure to click on it to get the full view!
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The sexy beast in his prime. Be sure to click on it to get the full view!
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Nature's inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." - Thomas Edison, 1931
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Nature's inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." - Thomas Edison, 1931
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November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Follow these supporters of Bobby's GoFundMe and chip in $10 to raise $265 by Halloween:
@docgalvin64.bsky.social
@democracyhere.bsky.social
@tommasinaresist.bsky.social
@lazartagwolf.bsky.social
@loveandhatela.bsky.social
@allisonburnett.bsky.social
@namwella1961.bsky.social
@docgalvin64.bsky.social
@democracyhere.bsky.social
@tommasinaresist.bsky.social
@lazartagwolf.bsky.social
@loveandhatela.bsky.social
@allisonburnett.bsky.social
@namwella1961.bsky.social
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Reposted by Allison Burnett
Fox is good at misleading the country….
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fox is good at misleading the country….
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Has anyone started calling the Epstein Memorial Ballroom yet?
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Has anyone started calling the Epstein Memorial Ballroom yet?
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Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:
Man, it's hard to see that wrecking ball destroy a chunk of the White House.
Speaking of balls, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Speaking of balls, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Man, it's hard to see that wrecking ball destroy a chunk of the White House.
Speaking of balls, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Speaking of balls, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Utopianism is a terrible disease that afflicts primarily those of us on the Left. Its prime symptom is a constant comparing of the Real to the Perfect, followed by vicious condemnation of the Real for not measuring up.
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Utopianism is a terrible disease that afflicts primarily those of us on the Left. Its prime symptom is a constant comparing of the Real to the Perfect, followed by vicious condemnation of the Real for not measuring up.
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"What a wild, mind-ripping, hellacious, and hysterical ride! Like some cranked-up, amoral Horatio Alger trapped in the dark fun house of his own brain, Electroboy is the stuff demented legends are made of. It is a brilliant, riveting instant classic of the American dream run amok." -- Jerry Stahl
"Electroboy" is my memoir about my battle with bipolar disorder and which is being made into a feature film with Timothee Chalamet.
The book is out of print - I have h/c and p/b copies which I inscribe to you and ship overnight to you.
The cost is $30 for a h/c and $20 for a p/c - send me a DM!
The book is out of print - I have h/c and p/b copies which I inscribe to you and ship overnight to you.
The cost is $30 for a h/c and $20 for a p/c - send me a DM!
July 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"What a wild, mind-ripping, hellacious, and hysterical ride! Like some cranked-up, amoral Horatio Alger trapped in the dark fun house of his own brain, Electroboy is the stuff demented legends are made of. It is a brilliant, riveting instant classic of the American dream run amok." -- Jerry Stahl