Allison Burnett
@allisonburnett.bsky.social
Author of The Chronicles of B.K. Troop, a trilogy of comic, literary novels. Also, the Katie Kampenfelt trilogy. Screenwriter of Netflix's "My Oxford Year" and other films. Film director. Collector of historical ephemera. Father of two teenage boys.
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The Chronicles of B.K. Troop
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Narrated by an unemployed, middle-aged, bipolar, witty, erudite, lonely, fat, gay New Yorker, The Chronicles of B.K. Troop is a literary trilogy brimming with brains, heart, and enough hilarious lunacy to rescue you from the doom-scrolling of modern life.
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And then there's this video, of officers talking with each other about what they just witnessed.
"We didn't have a chance," one officer said. "[Trump] was still giving his speech, and I just had to leave, because he's basically just telling people to come down here and rip this place down."
"We didn't have a chance," one officer said. "[Trump] was still giving his speech, and I just had to leave, because he's basically just telling people to come down here and rip this place down."
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
And then there's this video, of officers talking with each other about what they just witnessed.
"We didn't have a chance," one officer said. "[Trump] was still giving his speech, and I just had to leave, because he's basically just telling people to come down here and rip this place down."
"We didn't have a chance," one officer said. "[Trump] was still giving his speech, and I just had to leave, because he's basically just telling people to come down here and rip this place down."
For years, Venezuelans have suffered under a dictator, dreaming of the day they would have a fatter, orange one.
farted.orange
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
For years, Venezuelans have suffered under a dictator, dreaming of the day they would have a fatter, orange one.
Because we live in the United States of Amnesia, the media hardly mentions the last time we orchestrated an oil company coup in Venezuela and kidnapped their president. The cameras were rolling. It failed miserably. Great doc shows it all:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8L3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8L3...
Chavez: The Coup - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, 2002 (HD REMASTERED)
YouTube video by Revolutionary Lumpen Radio
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January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Because we live in the United States of Amnesia, the media hardly mentions the last time we orchestrated an oil company coup in Venezuela and kidnapped their president. The cameras were rolling. It failed miserably. Great doc shows it all:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8L3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8L3...
Here is the fake Trump Kennedy Center parody account, started by a South Park writer, that is giving the Trump administration fits.
www.trumpkennedycenter.org?fbclid=IwY2x...
www.trumpkennedycenter.org?fbclid=IwY2x...
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Here is the fake Trump Kennedy Center parody account, started by a South Park writer, that is giving the Trump administration fits.
www.trumpkennedycenter.org?fbclid=IwY2x...
www.trumpkennedycenter.org?fbclid=IwY2x...
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
It's definitely in the air.
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's definitely in the air.
A mini-documentary, starring yours truly, discussing one of the best items in my collection.
www.youtube.com/watch?si=tzu...
www.youtube.com/watch?si=tzu...
WHITE RATS OF AMERICA, Mini Documentary with Allison Burnett as Told to Patrick McDonald
YouTube video by Pat Über TV
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December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A mini-documentary, starring yours truly, discussing one of the best items in my collection.
www.youtube.com/watch?si=tzu...
www.youtube.com/watch?si=tzu...
"Mr. President, at long last, have you no sense of-- Never mind."
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Mr. President, at long last, have you no sense of-- Never mind."
Christmas is almost here! If there is a child in your life from twelve to a hundred, please consider buying them a copy of my YA novel The Ghosts of Normal, a warm-hearted thriller designed to grab their attention and hold it.
www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Norma...
www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Norma...
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Christmas is almost here! If there is a child in your life from twelve to a hundred, please consider buying them a copy of my YA novel The Ghosts of Normal, a warm-hearted thriller designed to grab their attention and hold it.
www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Norma...
www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Norma...
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"Electroboy" is my memoir about my battle with bipolar disorder and makes a great holiday gift!
The book is out of print -- I have hardcover copies which I will inscribe to you and ship overnight to you overnight via FedEx!
The cost is $30 -- just send me a DM and will arrange easy payment!
The book is out of print -- I have hardcover copies which I will inscribe to you and ship overnight to you overnight via FedEx!
The cost is $30 -- just send me a DM and will arrange easy payment!
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"Electroboy" is my memoir about my battle with bipolar disorder and makes a great holiday gift!
The book is out of print -- I have hardcover copies which I will inscribe to you and ship overnight to you overnight via FedEx!
The cost is $30 -- just send me a DM and will arrange easy payment!
The book is out of print -- I have hardcover copies which I will inscribe to you and ship overnight to you overnight via FedEx!
The cost is $30 -- just send me a DM and will arrange easy payment!
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Ten years ago today, I posted on FB this meme someone had made from a scene in "Ask Me Anything" (my movie based on my novel Undiscovered Gyrl). Not much has changed in the past decade, except that the problem has gotten worse.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ten years ago today, I posted on FB this meme someone had made from a scene in "Ask Me Anything" (my movie based on my novel Undiscovered Gyrl). Not much has changed in the past decade, except that the problem has gotten worse.
If you get high—or if anyone you know does—please read these two testimonials. There’s a dangerous drug circulating right now, sold cheaply in smoke shops and even gas stations. It’s legal everywhere except Florida, which banned it early. It’s called 7-OH.
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you get high—or if anyone you know does—please read these two testimonials. There’s a dangerous drug circulating right now, sold cheaply in smoke shops and even gas stations. It’s legal everywhere except Florida, which banned it early. It’s called 7-OH.
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One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.
It's time for us to get off our lazy asses and start clicking some online petitions.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's time for us to get off our lazy asses and start clicking some online petitions.
Yes! Any smart, sane president would have said. "The directive is, of course, correct. Ignore any unlawful order. As your commander-in-chief, I pledge to you that I will never give you an illegal order."
'An ordinary president, Kelly told us on Tuesday afternoon, would have responded to the video by affirming that troops should of course follow lawful orders. “But not this guy,” he added. “We basically said, ‘Follow the law.’ And he said, ‘Kill them.’”'
www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
‘An Example MUST BE SET’
The pursuit of Mark Kelly in the military-justice system sends a clear message to service members and veterans.
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yes! Any smart, sane president would have said. "The directive is, of course, correct. Ignore any unlawful order. As your commander-in-chief, I pledge to you that I will never give you an illegal order."
Can confirm.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Can confirm.
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A correct assessment!👇
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A correct assessment!👇
Remember when Obama was president?
"Half the nominees filibustered in the history of the United States were blocked by Republicans during the Obama administration. Of 23 district court nominees filibustered in U.S. history, 20 were Obama's nominees."
"Half the nominees filibustered in the history of the United States were blocked by Republicans during the Obama administration. Of 23 district court nominees filibustered in U.S. history, 20 were Obama's nominees."
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Remember when Obama was president?
"Half the nominees filibustered in the history of the United States were blocked by Republicans during the Obama administration. Of 23 district court nominees filibustered in U.S. history, 20 were Obama's nominees."
"Half the nominees filibustered in the history of the United States were blocked by Republicans during the Obama administration. Of 23 district court nominees filibustered in U.S. history, 20 were Obama's nominees."
Trump defended Carlson, saying the former Fox News host has “said good things about me over the years.”
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trump defended Carlson, saying the former Fox News host has “said good things about me over the years.”
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
Except on Jan. 4, 2021, Carlson texted, "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."
Mango Beast is so dumb that he’s threatening us (like a mobster) with investigating Democrats’ involvement with Epstein. He doesn’t get that if Clinton did something illegal, they can send him to Devil’s Island for all we care. We’re not a damned cult!
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mango Beast is so dumb that he’s threatening us (like a mobster) with investigating Democrats’ involvement with Epstein. He doesn’t get that if Clinton did something illegal, they can send him to Devil’s Island for all we care. We’re not a damned cult!
Epstein's character assessment of Trump, sent to Larry Summers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Epstein's character assessment of Trump, sent to Larry Summers.
No, it wouldn't be, and he doesn't think so. But the fact that it's happening at this time, highlights the shamelessness of it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No, it wouldn't be, and he doesn't think so. But the fact that it's happening at this time, highlights the shamelessness of it.
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McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation