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Chat how busted up should I let my body get before I stop lifting?
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Software is created for accumulation of knowledge. AI is not going to cancel this fact. Forgot the idea that programs will be prompts (specifications). The details is what really matters, and they are hard to capture textually than in the code. New projects will be spec + code, evolving.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I can hardly remember a time before my neck hurt. It feels so long ago (last week)
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit and listen to the 2020 album Monsters Eating People Eating Monsters by Frankie and the Witch Fingers
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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they should make it where when you start a tweet and cancel it automatically asks to save to drafts without moving between things
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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stranger: what do you do for work?
me, shamefully: computer
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
New Smackdog just dropped
Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
There's nothing magic about this link my guy, in fact I think it kinda sucks
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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All old rock stars end up with my mom's haircut.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Don't send a code to my phone bro
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Day 2 of this shit
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...

Damn. RIP to the coolest place I've ever worked. Feels like a lifetime ago.
An Update on Heroku
Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emph...
www.heroku.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Did that thing where I slept funny on my neck and now I'm moving like Michael Keaton's Batman.
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Becoming more and more convinced that Bluesky is an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign for AEW
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The Jerk Store has incredible customer service if you think about it
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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The problem is always that a few people have all our money
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Doing a heroic dose of ibuprofen
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Imagining a middle aged Zoomer. A 40 year old with thinning broccoli hair.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM