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2026: a matt odyssey
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Idk man
Not the smaller TV on top of the busted console TV. Celebrities really are just like us for real.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Is broccoli hair finally going away? Feels like it has suddenly vanished around here.
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The fact the Menswear Guy is actively dunking on the Bsky user base now instead of just cross-posting the threads where he does that to Twitter users should terrify all of us.
true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We have this intense, centralized, homogeneous consumer monoculture yet if you travel a state or two away from home all the grocery stores become some weird nonsense you've never heard of before. And I think that's beautiful.
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Who's got a good Christmas tree recipe
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Really enjoying the sacred calm of this holiday of peace and joy.

Now it's time to watch some gargantuans smash their skulls together.
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Christmas morning. It's my time to shine.
Eventually someone is going to be impressed that I have a pocket knife
December 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Crimbo Fisher
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Assembled 2 bikes. Wrapped more stuff. Sweaty and gross at 12:30am now. This Santa job sucks.

Will be worth it in the morning tho.
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Leaving a Lactaid out for Santa
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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Here’s a seasonal rarity for you - The Disney Afternoon holiday promo from 1991…
December 25, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Making gift boxes for the garbage collectors and the mail carrier ♥️🌲🎅
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs!

It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watching football:

"Physicality"? Sure, whatever.

"Resiliency"? Ugh, I guess.

"Disorientated"? NO. Absolutely not.
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.

Juice.
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Going to YDFM to buy holiday meal ingredients for all the guests we're having on the next 3 days

Once more unto the breach
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 3d
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Forming some mobjects
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Lmaooooooo get fucked Bari.

There's a torrent file at this link if you want to seed this too.

archive.org/details/insi...
Inside CECOT | 60 Minutes : CBS News : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Sharyn Alfonsi's Inside CECOT for 60 Minutes, which was censored by Bari Weiss, as it appeared on Canada's Global TV app.
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Drinkin on that shit that makes you say Feliz Navidad
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM