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Matt Bateman
@matt.kitchen
Philosopher

Father of two small children and one Montessori startup

@mbateman on Twitter
Very handsome 1yo with a very messy shirt
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by Matt Bateman
I think the elephant and the rider metaphor about our cognition is overblown and at the very least misleading.

Most of our lives, we implement decisions we made carefully - either as individuals or as societies.

We go to jobs we planned decades ago, on roads the government planned carefully, etc.
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Anyone have experience with inverter goggles? Of any of the Innsbruck Goggle Experiments types? (Make world appear upside down, etc.)

Would love to own a good set
November 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I’m prob just following the wrong people but more than half my feed is still just meta commentary about bsky rather than object level poasts about stuff

Yes I’m aware this poast does not help
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Rictus grin of the bless’d
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
mood
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Montessori school sent home this photo with the caption “Introduced hammering nails into a pumpkin” like that’s supposed to be somehow self-explanatory
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Just watched 4yo assertively confront another 4yo on the playground to defend her 1yo brother

“You need to stop that right now. You cannot just take that toy from him.”

Was instant. Unblinking eye contact, aggressive posture, all up in other child’s face

Felt primal, atavistic
November 19, 2024 at 1:44 AM
November 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
How I taught my 4yo how to read by (in part) setting her up to send text messages

higherground.substack.com/p/friday-not...
A sensitive period for texting
We gave our 4-year-old daughter a highly designed and enticing learning material, observed her using the material under conditions of freedom, and adjusted the material accordingly. The learning mater...
higherground.substack.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Just remembered that this app is why I met @weisenthal.bsky.social and decided to check back in
November 16, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Reposted by Matt Bateman
This talk by @matt.kitchen about creating "normal" people - people who have healthy, happy lives - people who learn and work and decide for themselves and care for others - is fantastic youtu.be/hCFH9MaRO4A?...
Building a New Normal: The Montessori Adult
youtu.be
December 31, 2023 at 4:19 AM
My “everything should be on peg boards” phase continues unchecked
July 1, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Every restaurant around here makes some form of mayonnaise the crucial ingredient, where without exception some form of mustard would be superior.
June 18, 2023 at 6:44 AM
April showers bring may showers
May 28, 2023 at 4:01 PM
you want me, a human, to play cards against humanity?
May 27, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I’ve done a lot of big dinner parties with lots of variants on ritual aimed at evoking the Sacred, and so far, surprisingly, the one that’s most successfully done so is building a hog pit and eating a pig as we butcher it
May 23, 2023 at 5:50 PM
3yo up fussy and incoherent from 1am to 5am because the back of her knee hurts and it turns out it’s likely just “growing pains”? Wtf
May 15, 2023 at 12:15 PM
It’s 5am and 3yo is lying between @genagorlin.bsky.social and me in our bed, sound asleep and upside down, and once every 15 minutes she spazzes and literally kicks me in the face (without waking up at all), so here I am posting I guess
May 13, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Why aren’t girlscout trefoils trefoils
May 12, 2023 at 3:56 AM
OH: “Singapore is the Coinbase of countries”
May 6, 2023 at 11:50 PM
What’s with the railroad tracks at the beginning of Frozen 2

What century is this
May 2, 2023 at 11:20 PM
The lease: "Landlord leases to the tenant the real property [address], together with the following non-real property items: washer, dryer, refrigerator... The real property and non-real property are collectively called 'The Property'"

Me, a philosopher: *aneurism*
May 1, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Female friend struggling to let down 40yo guy about a second date and I’m like

“The whole job of men in courtship is to get rejected, and your whole job is to reject, and everyone involved is old enough to know this implicitly, but here you are making me say it outright like an old sexist windbag”
May 1, 2023 at 3:45 AM