Matt Bateman
@matt.kitchen
Philosopher
Father of two small children and one Montessori startup
@mbateman on Twitter
Father of two small children and one Montessori startup
@mbateman on Twitter
Very handsome 1yo with a very messy shirt
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Very handsome 1yo with a very messy shirt
Rictus grin of the bless’d
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Rictus grin of the bless’d
Montessori school sent home this photo with the caption “Introduced hammering nails into a pumpkin” like that’s supposed to be somehow self-explanatory
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Montessori school sent home this photo with the caption “Introduced hammering nails into a pumpkin” like that’s supposed to be somehow self-explanatory
My “everything should be on peg boards” phase continues unchecked
July 1, 2023 at 7:00 PM
My “everything should be on peg boards” phase continues unchecked
I’ve done a lot of big dinner parties with lots of variants on ritual aimed at evoking the Sacred, and so far, surprisingly, the one that’s most successfully done so is building a hog pit and eating a pig as we butcher it
May 23, 2023 at 5:50 PM
I’ve done a lot of big dinner parties with lots of variants on ritual aimed at evoking the Sacred, and so far, surprisingly, the one that’s most successfully done so is building a hog pit and eating a pig as we butcher it
Why aren’t girlscout trefoils trefoils
May 12, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Why aren’t girlscout trefoils trefoils
Just gonna turn this into a running thread of nonconsensual selfies
May 7, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Just gonna turn this into a running thread of nonconsensual selfies
3yo stole four leis and my sunglasses
May 1, 2023 at 2:23 AM
3yo stole four leis and my sunglasses
this has never failed me
April 23, 2023 at 2:15 PM
this has never failed me
Did not exactly dress for the occasion
April 22, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Did not exactly dress for the occasion
The highbrow content I come to the gas pump for
April 21, 2023 at 1:49 PM
The highbrow content I come to the gas pump for
Twitter: 30k likes > “20+”
Bsky: 1 like >
Bsky: 1 like >
April 18, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Twitter: 30k likes > “20+”
Bsky: 1 like >
Bsky: 1 like >
Huge conferences with lots of money are so surreal… magic show, then run dmc, then Sam Altman, same session
April 18, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Huge conferences with lots of money are so surreal… magic show, then run dmc, then Sam Altman, same session
April 16, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Yesterday in child GoF research:
3yo learned to use a pot holder for a hot lid
3yo learned to use a pot holder for a hot lid
April 13, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Yesterday in child GoF research:
3yo learned to use a pot holder for a hot lid
3yo learned to use a pot holder for a hot lid
congrats you're on your way to bingo (from @emilyliu.me)
April 11, 2023 at 4:18 PM
congrats you're on your way to bingo (from @emilyliu.me)
Here's one of my favorite, meaning-of-life level photos. Way too intimate for twitter but feel like I can share it here while it's still small.
April 10, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Here's one of my favorite, meaning-of-life level photos. Way too intimate for twitter but feel like I can share it here while it's still small.
