Matty🍻
@matssskeets.bsky.social
29. He/Him. Neurodivergent. Figuring it all out.
Will likely use this account to post into the void about #F1, #AFL, #AFLW and whatever other sport takes my interest.
Will likely use this account to post into the void about #F1, #AFL, #AFLW and whatever other sport takes my interest.
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
Can someone please show us Norris’ line after the Kimi comments? Need to determine if Papaya rules kick in and Norris has to retire in sympathy #F1
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Can someone please show us Norris’ line after the Kimi comments? Need to determine if Papaya rules kick in and Norris has to retire in sympathy #F1
Brisbane carrying the hopes of all non-Vic supporters #golions #AFLPiesLions
September 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Brisbane carrying the hopes of all non-Vic supporters #golions #AFLPiesLions
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Many Australians can’t afford decent places to live.
What are we defending?
Hospitals have to ramp ambulances with patients in them.
What are we defending?
Pensioners choose between healthy food and heat.
What are we defending?
#CancelAUKUS
#AusPol
What are we defending?
Hospitals have to ramp ambulances with patients in them.
What are we defending?
Pensioners choose between healthy food and heat.
What are we defending?
#CancelAUKUS
#AusPol
Albanese to unveil $12 billion AUKUS defence facility expansion
The Albanese government will spend $12 billion on building a submarine and naval shipbuilding facility south of Perth under AUKUS, as doubts linger over the agreement's future.
www.abc.net.au
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Many Australians can’t afford decent places to live.
What are we defending?
Hospitals have to ramp ambulances with patients in them.
What are we defending?
Pensioners choose between healthy food and heat.
What are we defending?
#CancelAUKUS
#AusPol
What are we defending?
Hospitals have to ramp ambulances with patients in them.
What are we defending?
Pensioners choose between healthy food and heat.
What are we defending?
#CancelAUKUS
#AusPol
Bit of a jumper clash tonight, but the Gold Coast pink is so good. Imagine stumbling into a unique colour set by mistake. Pink and sky blue for next year lads, please 🙏 #AFLLionsSuns
September 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Bit of a jumper clash tonight, but the Gold Coast pink is so good. Imagine stumbling into a unique colour set by mistake. Pink and sky blue for next year lads, please 🙏 #AFLLionsSuns
Oscar Piastri now has 8 careers wins, equal with Daniel Ricciardo, and is only one away from equaling the all time Aussie record of 9 wins.. held by his manager Mark Webber!! Insane. #belgiangp
July 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oscar Piastri now has 8 careers wins, equal with Daniel Ricciardo, and is only one away from equaling the all time Aussie record of 9 wins.. held by his manager Mark Webber!! Insane. #belgiangp
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The govt is making announcements around fighting antisemitism today but the politicians and lots of departments are still posting on X, and have paid X millions in taxpayer $$$ for ads.
Hard to see after yesterday's Grok incident what the justification now is. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Hard to see after yesterday's Grok incident what the justification now is. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Australian government gave $2.7m to Elon Musk’s X for advertisements in billionaire’s first year as owner
Exclusive: Spending came after the Albanese government paused ads for a week amid reports ads were appearing next to inappropriate content
www.theguardian.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The govt is making announcements around fighting antisemitism today but the politicians and lots of departments are still posting on X, and have paid X millions in taxpayer $$$ for ads.
Hard to see after yesterday's Grok incident what the justification now is. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Hard to see after yesterday's Grok incident what the justification now is. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Living Colour releases their debut LP today in 1988 — with “Cult of Personality”, a song inspired by a chat during rehearsal about what makes a leader charismatic.
“Vernon played a riff,” said drummer Will Calhoun. “And next we knew we had a song. All while we were setting up for sound check.”
“Vernon played a riff,” said drummer Will Calhoun. “And next we knew we had a song. All while we were setting up for sound check.”
May 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Living Colour releases their debut LP today in 1988 — with “Cult of Personality”, a song inspired by a chat during rehearsal about what makes a leader charismatic.
“Vernon played a riff,” said drummer Will Calhoun. “And next we knew we had a song. All while we were setting up for sound check.”
“Vernon played a riff,” said drummer Will Calhoun. “And next we knew we had a song. All while we were setting up for sound check.”
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“are you wearing the…?”
“the Ferrari cum hat and matching shorts? yeah, I am”
“the Ferrari cum hat and matching shorts? yeah, I am”
March 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“are you wearing the…?”
“the Ferrari cum hat and matching shorts? yeah, I am”
“the Ferrari cum hat and matching shorts? yeah, I am”
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Food ➡️ Drink ➡️ Truth ➡️ Dare ➡️ ANAL
The escalation makes sense but just sounds exhausting
The escalation makes sense but just sounds exhausting
January 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Food ➡️ Drink ➡️ Truth ➡️ Dare ➡️ ANAL
The escalation makes sense but just sounds exhausting
The escalation makes sense but just sounds exhausting
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You've got to love a happy couple.
December 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM
You've got to love a happy couple.
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Elf on the Shelf found at the bottom of the bath with concrete shoes on.
Kids learn an important lesson about snitching.
Kids learn an important lesson about snitching.
December 11, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Elf on the Shelf found at the bottom of the bath with concrete shoes on.
Kids learn an important lesson about snitching.
Kids learn an important lesson about snitching.
Charles engaging demon mode out there. Already up to P5 this early in the race is insane. #AbuDhabiGP
December 8, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Charles engaging demon mode out there. Already up to P5 this early in the race is insane. #AbuDhabiGP
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Jack Doohan to make F1 debut in Abu Dhabi in place of Esteban Ocon.
Alpine confirms Ocon has been released so he can test for Haas next week in Abu Dhabi #F1
Alpine confirms Ocon has been released so he can test for Haas next week in Abu Dhabi #F1
December 2, 2024 at 9:01 AM
🚨 OFFICIAL: Jack Doohan to make F1 debut in Abu Dhabi in place of Esteban Ocon.
Alpine confirms Ocon has been released so he can test for Haas next week in Abu Dhabi #F1
Alpine confirms Ocon has been released so he can test for Haas next week in Abu Dhabi #F1
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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Unfair to say that Cybertruck owners are divorced dads, there are also incels.
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Unfair to say that Cybertruck owners are divorced dads, there are also incels.
F1 fans quote tweet this with your answers!
GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION ✨
Favourite driver: Oscar Piastri
Favourite team: Williams
Favourite track: Baku
Year you started watching: 2022
Best moment: Checo’s T1 crash at Mexico ‘23 (Perez Slaaander)
GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION ✨
Favourite driver: Oscar Piastri
Favourite team: Williams
Favourite track: Baku
Year you started watching: 2022
Best moment: Checo’s T1 crash at Mexico ‘23 (Perez Slaaander)
F1 fans quote tweet this with your answers!
GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION ✨
Favourite driver:
Favourite team:
Favourite track:
Year you started watching:
Best moment:
GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION ✨
Favourite driver:
Favourite team:
Favourite track:
Year you started watching:
Best moment:
November 18, 2024 at 2:06 AM
F1 fans quote tweet this with your answers!
GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION ✨
Favourite driver: Oscar Piastri
Favourite team: Williams
Favourite track: Baku
Year you started watching: 2022
Best moment: Checo’s T1 crash at Mexico ‘23 (Perez Slaaander)
GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION ✨
Favourite driver: Oscar Piastri
Favourite team: Williams
Favourite track: Baku
Year you started watching: 2022
Best moment: Checo’s T1 crash at Mexico ‘23 (Perez Slaaander)
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Ugh. Somehow I missed this till now but I’m not at all surprised and now I feel totally vindicated that I’ve always disliked her and think she’s a useless F1 pundit. More Bernie Collins less Danika Patrick thank you very much #F1
Danica Patrick explains why she backs Trump – as F1 pundit votes for first time ever
The former IndyCar driver, 42, chaired a town hall with Trump’s running mate JD Vance earlier this month
www.independent.co.uk
November 15, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Ugh. Somehow I missed this till now but I’m not at all surprised and now I feel totally vindicated that I’ve always disliked her and think she’s a useless F1 pundit. More Bernie Collins less Danika Patrick thank you very much #F1
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November 13, 2024 at 2:06 PM