Matthew Slanina
@matrickswayze.bsky.social
Can we just send Elon to Mars now?
Hmm. I wonder what these things have in common?
The government of the United States, which is controlled by Donald Trump in the presidency, Republicans in the Senate, and Republicans in the House, will shut down in a few hours.
It is the first shutdown since the last time Trump was president and he shut down the government.
It is the first shutdown since the last time Trump was president and he shut down the government.
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hmm. I wonder what these things have in common?
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Even if Democrats were insisting that they wouldn’t fund the government unless Trump personally underwent gender reassignment surgery on live TV, that doesn’t change the fact that Republicans run the entire goddamn government.
This is 100% on them.
This is 100% on them.
Trump: "They want to have transgender for everybody. These people are crazy -- the Democrats. So if it has to shut down, it'll have to shut down. But they're the ones that are shutting down the government."
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Even if Democrats were insisting that they wouldn’t fund the government unless Trump personally underwent gender reassignment surgery on live TV, that doesn’t change the fact that Republicans run the entire goddamn government.
This is 100% on them.
This is 100% on them.
I feel like Hulu should do the right thing by us and release all the remaining episodes of #TheTwistedTaleOfAmandaKnox so we can cancel in protest of a fascistic government. But like, once we’re finished with the doc though.
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I feel like Hulu should do the right thing by us and release all the remaining episodes of #TheTwistedTaleOfAmandaKnox so we can cancel in protest of a fascistic government. But like, once we’re finished with the doc though.
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Virtually all incitement to political violence comes from the right.
Virtually all political violence comes from the right.
The right made a felon and rapist POTUS.
Meanwhile, the left keeps nominating for POTUS lawyers who believe in rule of law.
Do *not* let this timeline gaslight you.
Ever.
Virtually all political violence comes from the right.
The right made a felon and rapist POTUS.
Meanwhile, the left keeps nominating for POTUS lawyers who believe in rule of law.
Do *not* let this timeline gaslight you.
Ever.
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Virtually all incitement to political violence comes from the right.
Virtually all political violence comes from the right.
The right made a felon and rapist POTUS.
Meanwhile, the left keeps nominating for POTUS lawyers who believe in rule of law.
Do *not* let this timeline gaslight you.
Ever.
Virtually all political violence comes from the right.
The right made a felon and rapist POTUS.
Meanwhile, the left keeps nominating for POTUS lawyers who believe in rule of law.
Do *not* let this timeline gaslight you.
Ever.
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They want to shut you up. To crush dissent. To end free speech. This is un-American.
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They want to shut you up. To crush dissent. To end free speech. This is un-American.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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The words from Gov Cox of Utah are the words they should be coming from the president of the United States.
Will the media hold him, and people like Nancy Mace accountable for their false accusations?
Will the media hold him, and people like Nancy Mace accountable for their false accusations?
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The words from Gov Cox of Utah are the words they should be coming from the president of the United States.
Will the media hold him, and people like Nancy Mace accountable for their false accusations?
Will the media hold him, and people like Nancy Mace accountable for their false accusations?
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If your Republican-raised God-fearing kid can be turned into a Weather Underground soldier after one semester of The History of Colonialism at community college, taught by the first socialist they've ever had a conversation with in their lives, then maybe you weren't a very effective parent.
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If your Republican-raised God-fearing kid can be turned into a Weather Underground soldier after one semester of The History of Colonialism at community college, taught by the first socialist they've ever had a conversation with in their lives, then maybe you weren't a very effective parent.
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This can’t be accurate because Trump said we took in like $17 trillion in tariffs.
September 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This can’t be accurate because Trump said we took in like $17 trillion in tariffs.
Remind me to never fuck with an Etsy Witch
September 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Remind me to never fuck with an Etsy Witch
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Fact check: true.
You know who didn't write a birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein?
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social , that's who.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social , that's who.
September 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fact check: true.
🍢 THAT is fucking #FloridaState Football
FSU 77, East Texas A&M 3: Seminoles piece together one of program’s most dominant performances in blowout win
FSU 77, East Texas A&M 3: Seminoles piece together one of program’s most dominant performances in blowout win
With Florida State taking on an FCS program in East Texas A&M for its Week 2 matchup, a blowout was expected — perhaps apprehensively, given FSU’s experiences with them over the last few seasons, but still expected. For the second straight week, the Seminoles produced a shocker. But rather than a seismic-level upset, Florida State […]
dlvr.it
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🍢 THAT is fucking #FloridaState Football
Trump riddle answers…
“I don’t know anything about it” = “I knew everything about it”
“I know everything about it” = He doesn’t know anything about it
“I don’t know anything about it” = “I knew everything about it”
“I know everything about it” = He doesn’t know anything about it
Trump says he doesn't know 'anything' about reported violent, failed SEAL Team 6 mission in North Korea
The president claimed Friday that he had not heard about a report that detailed a classified 2019 SEAL Team 6 mission in North Korea.
abcnews.go.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Trump riddle answers…
“I don’t know anything about it” = “I knew everything about it”
“I know everything about it” = He doesn’t know anything about it
“I don’t know anything about it” = “I knew everything about it”
“I know everything about it” = He doesn’t know anything about it
Ok, am I the only one who would be interested in an @amandaknox.com spin off documentary on how they negotiated the rights to get ‘Closer’ in episode 4 from Trent? Probably, actually. #PeelItBack
September 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ok, am I the only one who would be interested in an @amandaknox.com spin off documentary on how they negotiated the rights to get ‘Closer’ in episode 4 from Trent? Probably, actually. #PeelItBack
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Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
😂
Trump (and Melania) alive and well on the golf course today.
Suck on that shitlibs!
Suck on that shitlibs!
September 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
😂
6:54….must have been a tiring round of “golf” today
Newsom responds to Trump’s odd post announcing he is going to bed early
September 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
6:54….must have been a tiring round of “golf” today
Sad but true
August 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sad but true
Kinda bummed Joni “we’re all going to die” Ernst won’t be running for re-election. I thought her presence would make that seat all the more easy to flip.
August 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Kinda bummed Joni “we’re all going to die” Ernst won’t be running for re-election. I thought her presence would make that seat all the more easy to flip.
Yep. I’m so over it.
saying “i told you so” has never felt more joyless
August 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yep. I’m so over it.
Omg ... ‘La polizia’, especially the prosecutor, are the absolute worst @amandaknox.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Omg ... ‘La polizia’, especially the prosecutor, are the absolute worst @amandaknox.com
Yep that sounds right
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Yep that sounds right
Nooooo. RIP Frisco Melts 🫤
am i the only person in america sad that i can't eat at steak n shake ever again
August 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nooooo. RIP Frisco Melts 🫤
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BREAKING:
Democrat Catelin Drey has pulled off a victory in a special election for the Iowa Senate, flipping a Republican-held seat and breaking the GOP's supermajority in the chamber for the first time in three years. www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...
Democrat Catelin Drey has pulled off a victory in a special election for the Iowa Senate, flipping a Republican-held seat and breaking the GOP's supermajority in the chamber for the first time in three years. www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...
Democrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa Senate special election, breaking Republican supermajority
National and state support from Republicans and Democrats poured into the race for Iowa Senate District 1 with the GOP supermajority in the balance.
www.desmoinesregister.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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