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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

This could be the most accurate photo of all time!

The following pages have been removed from the CDC website. This used to be known as censorship. Not sure what the new word is.

Look what Eric Trump deleted. Looks like he is threatening countries and citizens.

It didn’t have to be like this.

The purpose of yesterday was to frighten us to submitting in advance. I have my freedom of speech and I will use it here and everywhere else I exist online to make my voice heard. No oligarch, no president will silence me. So, be prepared for more Latinx books just as soon as my mourning ends, okay?

A message to all the Tiktok uninformed and haters:

First day without TikTok and I feel really disconnected to what’s happening in the world outside my city.