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A Bad Man with the Master Plan (& the ladies call me Tex)
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matchatea420.bsky.social
see also: trump x Putin, trump x Kim, trump x Elon, trump x Elon as trans woman (because they have to punch down extra hard) and trump x Clinton (the only possible canon one so far due to the emails)
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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matchatea420.bsky.social
I'm sure they'll come up with an alliterative racial stereotype eventually, or just go the tried and true "gay = funny"
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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matchatea420.bsky.social
guess the liberals only think conservatives suffering is funny if they can make a stupid nickname about it
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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matchatea420.bsky.social
the people who were talking about him getting deported at like 10 am today are fucking bawling and banging their heads against the wall, which is INCREDIBLY FUNNY
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
matapacos.bsky.social
You’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You aren’t at all intelligent or even remotely clever & you’ll never have an original thought.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
matapacos.bsky.social
*the BEST episode of MST3K is finally available again after a series of bullshit licensing issues (damn Canadians.)

youtu.be/l7yqX5t2R7A?...
MST3K 910: The Final Sacrifice (FULL MOVIE)
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
matapacos.bsky.social
He’s prominently featured in the second best episode* of Mystery Science Theater 3000

youtu.be/1xnFa0Tx1JM?...
MST3K 706: Laserblast
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
the reason this is amazing is because the most opportunistic self-serving shitheads in this country are acting like MAGA is a toxic brand, and this is GREAT FOR US.

they are still not our friends.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
remember, we can celebrate the chaos and pain she is about to inflict on the other side without EVERY HANDING IT TO the Jewish Space Laser lady.

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erinbiba.bsky.social Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11h
DONT FALL FOR MTG’S BULLSHIT SHE IS STILL A VIOLENT ANTISEMITE WHO BLAMES JEWS FOR EVERYTHING WRONG IN THE WORLD A FULLY ENDORSES GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY
cheesecakechik.bsky.social Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 11h
Also, she fully believes a cabal of worldwide Jewish pedophiles control the government. She just thinks Trump has become compromised by them. Or possibly was secretly compromised the entire time.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM