A Bad Man with the Master Plan (& the ladies call me Tex)
@matapacos.bsky.social
Hot Takes & VHS Tapes*
Right of Return
No Cops, No Masters
*really DVDs mostly.
Right of Return
No Cops, No Masters
*really DVDs mostly.
You’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You aren’t at all intelligent or even remotely clever & you’ll never have an original thought.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You aren’t at all intelligent or even remotely clever & you’ll never have an original thought.
What do you call it?
The Aristocrats.
The Aristocrats.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What do you call it?
The Aristocrats.
The Aristocrats.
So doubling down on my post from earlier.
Jeffries made it BEYOND clear that he’s going to undermine Mamdani every step of the way even AFTER the primary.
Zohran, where the fuck are your balls?
Jeffries made it BEYOND clear that he’s going to undermine Mamdani every step of the way even AFTER the primary.
Zohran, where the fuck are your balls?
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So doubling down on my post from earlier.
Jeffries made it BEYOND clear that he’s going to undermine Mamdani every step of the way even AFTER the primary.
Zohran, where the fuck are your balls?
Jeffries made it BEYOND clear that he’s going to undermine Mamdani every step of the way even AFTER the primary.
Zohran, where the fuck are your balls?
Dude went full Zuccboi.
Like, bro who is your stylist?! I could throw together something WAY MORE flattering to his figure (& let’s be honest, age appropriate) from a random sample sale in the garment district.
Like, bro who is your stylist?! I could throw together something WAY MORE flattering to his figure (& let’s be honest, age appropriate) from a random sample sale in the garment district.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dude went full Zuccboi.
Like, bro who is your stylist?! I could throw together something WAY MORE flattering to his figure (& let’s be honest, age appropriate) from a random sample sale in the garment district.
Like, bro who is your stylist?! I could throw together something WAY MORE flattering to his figure (& let’s be honest, age appropriate) from a random sample sale in the garment district.
OFC baby boy Davey blocked me after my reply.
Hey David Lublin (yeah, I know you’re the kind of pathetic narcissist who Googles their own name) Brooklyn isn’t that big, learn how to watch your mouth when you speak to a real man, you fucking child.
Hey David Lublin (yeah, I know you’re the kind of pathetic narcissist who Googles their own name) Brooklyn isn’t that big, learn how to watch your mouth when you speak to a real man, you fucking child.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
OFC baby boy Davey blocked me after my reply.
Hey David Lublin (yeah, I know you’re the kind of pathetic narcissist who Googles their own name) Brooklyn isn’t that big, learn how to watch your mouth when you speak to a real man, you fucking child.
Hey David Lublin (yeah, I know you’re the kind of pathetic narcissist who Googles their own name) Brooklyn isn’t that big, learn how to watch your mouth when you speak to a real man, you fucking child.
Didn’t even make it to office before revealing himself as a duplicitous fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Didn’t even make it to office before revealing himself as a duplicitous fuck.
Those crappy battery powered dogs that used to be at the entrance of KayBee Toys X Counterfeit Labubu collab
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Those crappy battery powered dogs that used to be at the entrance of KayBee Toys X Counterfeit Labubu collab
Fondant is evil
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fondant is evil
End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy, End The Boy
Case in point.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Case in point.
Checking in on Debra “I Put THE Mess In” Messing continuing to have a normal one (& sharing a post from the most reliable narrator since Patrick Bateman.)
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Checking in on Debra “I Put THE Mess In” Messing continuing to have a normal one (& sharing a post from the most reliable narrator since Patrick Bateman.)
This was also released the same year.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This was also released the same year.
I think for the first time ever I’m going to buy a copy of the post tomorrow. This graphic is pretty based.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I think for the first time ever I’m going to buy a copy of the post tomorrow. This graphic is pretty based.
I don’t think I can possibly stress enough that not one single TSA employee gives a fuck who Tim Scott is.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t think I can possibly stress enough that not one single TSA employee gives a fuck who Tim Scott is.
Ugh, this train is a psL
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ugh, this train is a psL
Current mediocre honky cope on Meta is that Muslims all only have one aunt.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Current mediocre honky cope on Meta is that Muslims all only have one aunt.
Are the “leftists” in the room with us now?
(Or course this mouthbreathing dumbfuck has a substack.)
(Or course this mouthbreathing dumbfuck has a substack.)
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Are the “leftists” in the room with us now?
(Or course this mouthbreathing dumbfuck has a substack.)
(Or course this mouthbreathing dumbfuck has a substack.)
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fuck, marry, kill
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fuck, marry, kill
When the full length album is even worse than the EP
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When the full length album is even worse than the EP
& in all your “dedicated antifascism” NO ONE ever gave you a flier like this?
Don’t play in my fucking face, little boy. Now go make it 23 veterans today, you craven, power hungry, cosplaying piece of shit.
Don’t play in my fucking face, little boy. Now go make it 23 veterans today, you craven, power hungry, cosplaying piece of shit.
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
& in all your “dedicated antifascism” NO ONE ever gave you a flier like this?
Don’t play in my fucking face, little boy. Now go make it 23 veterans today, you craven, power hungry, cosplaying piece of shit.
Don’t play in my fucking face, little boy. Now go make it 23 veterans today, you craven, power hungry, cosplaying piece of shit.
I heard about Graham Platner in the first volley about his ACAB-posts (& then everything else.)
The fact that his doubling down specifically includes him lauding his military service lets me know this dude is 100% a Fetterman/Sinema co-opting duplicitous fuck.
www.instagram.com/reel/DQJ75Ma...
The fact that his doubling down specifically includes him lauding his military service lets me know this dude is 100% a Fetterman/Sinema co-opting duplicitous fuck.
www.instagram.com/reel/DQJ75Ma...
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I heard about Graham Platner in the first volley about his ACAB-posts (& then everything else.)
The fact that his doubling down specifically includes him lauding his military service lets me know this dude is 100% a Fetterman/Sinema co-opting duplicitous fuck.
www.instagram.com/reel/DQJ75Ma...
The fact that his doubling down specifically includes him lauding his military service lets me know this dude is 100% a Fetterman/Sinema co-opting duplicitous fuck.
www.instagram.com/reel/DQJ75Ma...
Throwback post (currently up in Midtown Manhattan)
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Throwback post (currently up in Midtown Manhattan)
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
Robert! Robert, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Kennedy. You know that new stupid fucking thing that obvious kills someone to be sold as a “wellness product” you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Robert! Robert, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Kennedy. You know that new stupid fucking thing that obvious kills someone to be sold as a “wellness product” you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!
Curtis Sliwa is a racist grifter scumbag piece of shit, but at least he actually lives here (& won his primary) unlike these two bridge & tunnel sissies who both need to get slapped in the mouth.
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Curtis Sliwa is a racist grifter scumbag piece of shit, but at least he actually lives here (& won his primary) unlike these two bridge & tunnel sissies who both need to get slapped in the mouth.