the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"

Ah, Lake Rite Aid

It’s certainly getting close!

Those are load-bearing battle edits

FINISH WRITING YOUR BOOK

Well of course beans go in chili. We’re not Texans!

You don’t like my chutin’ doggequins?

I learned this recently too, and also smoked cloves occasionally in college.

Why? That’s a heckin’ good awoo, Finn.

leaving out a Bible and a copy of Dante's Divine Comedy on the table for the reporter to notice is like the scene in Dodgeball when Ben Stiller pretends to be reading the dictionary and goes "oh, you caught me"

Does Shuga’s still exist? I loved that place when I lived there.

That was a nice place to live for a bit

Your alt text always spoils my need to guess what California location

all i see is ******

Cool typo

Yeah, my wife was away last weekend and or was all very thousand yard stares “where’s my mom?”

The strike is not about whether or not you approve of Starbucks coffee. It's about the workers, who like all workers deserve equitable treatment and fair pay. That is the issue. Why bring up your personal feelings about the coffee? Nobody in this conversation cares. Start another thread about it.

He still needs to type, Matt. Let’s check the CD tray.