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Mat Savage
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Eat shit, nazis.
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dropping in to receive boops
Models of dogs placed as though parachuting in a museum located in an airplane hangar
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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happy birthday, hazel bean
Chocolate lab wearing a party hat
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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He still needs to type, Matt. Let’s check the CD tray.
CD tray on a laptop fully covered in baked beans
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A disappointed black and white cat with a pink nose has tiny plastic hands clasped together in front of its paws
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Back in the day
Man surfing a wave wearing a black wetsuit
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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in case anyone needed 25 seconds of Labradors wagging their tails, my wife just got home from a four day trip away
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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nobody understands daylight saving time
Two chocolate labs. One is on her hind legs lunging at the camera and the other is engaging in a awoo.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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post you from a different era
mustached man in a wetsuit surfing a very small wave
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Same picture on my phone
Chocolate lab giving her toy to a man’s hand in an office
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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excuse me, I need that hand
Chocolate lab giving her toy to a man’s hand in an office
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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2025 and you can still cheat at Battleship smh
The board game Battleship where I e placed a battleship piece such that it hangs one hole off the edge of the board
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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nobody knows who Bart Simpson is anymore
Man wearing a shirt that reads Trick or Treat and a skeleton of cartoon character Bart Simpson. A wall of plastic bats is behind him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Amusingly I went to the Discover feed after you mentioned it and…
A post from darth at the top of the discover feed that reads “any body see some good dogs in costumes visit for trick or treating”
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Woof
Weather forecast for Halloween night showing a high chance of moderate rain
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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what kind of person dislikes mustard?!?
A screenshot of a instagram post of a Twitter screenshot of a quote tweet that reads: “ @GenZBruceFan In Deliver Me from Nowhere, Bruce Springsteen says his favorite hotdog condiment is mustard but in real life, Bruce Springsteen HATES mustard so much he did a whole yap about it during a show I don't like it on my hot dog.” The quoted post from the same person reads “They made a tiny trivial mistake about Bruce Springsteen's life in Deliver Me from Nowhere. It does not detract from the film but I clocked it immediately. I think I will reveal it around Halloween.” The instagram post has 69 likes
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Black LG Chocolate slide up phone
October 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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lol
Mat written over and over again in a child’s handwriting in green pen on a green card
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I can’t decide if I like this
Athletic Brewing’s pickle beer. The name is Dill Dreams.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social is that you?
A red panda on a tree branch
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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welp
The last thing I googled was “sausage factory”
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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had a lovely dinner with the Mrs for my almost birthday
Man smiling while sitting at a table in a restaurant with a plate in front of him. On the plate is a decadent dessert and the words “Happy Birthday” written in chocolate next to a lit candle.
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Get saucy
Cover for The Who’s album Sell Out featuring members of the band advertising for Ordorono deodorant and Heinz Beans (even swimming in it). Text under each picture reads: THE WHO SELL OUT Replacing the stale smell of excess with the sweet smell of success. Peter Townshend, who, like nine out of ten stars, needs it. Face the music with Odorono. the all-day deodorant that turns persperation into inspiration. THE WHO SELL OUT This way to a cowboy's breakfast. Daltrey rides again. Thinks: "Thanks to Heinz Baked Beans every day is a super day" Those who know how many beans make five get Heinz beans inside and outside at every opportunity. Get saucy.
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette, looking dejected
October 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Here’s a better shot of said bandana
Chocolate Labrador sitting in a wooden floor wearing a yellow bandana with skulls on it
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Hazel wanted to show you her Halloween bandana
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM