Maswartz
@maswartz.bsky.social
Any day you make another person smile is a day not wasted.
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This is how it will be for EVERYONE if KOSA passes
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This is how it will be for EVERYONE if KOSA passes
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How the hell we lose Sheen AND Doug Dimmadome in one day....
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How the hell we lose Sheen AND Doug Dimmadome in one day....
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Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
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Seems not to be the final vote, more a checkpoint. But call anyways. You will receive a call that upon answering, routes you to representatives. Doesn't take long. The people on the other end of the line are patient, and worst case, you leave a message
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December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Seems not to be the final vote, more a checkpoint. But call anyways. You will receive a call that upon answering, routes you to representatives. Doesn't take long. The people on the other end of the line are patient, and worst case, you leave a message
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The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious
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Americans will have to get comfortable with visiting international friends than expecting those people to visit on US terms
Guess that's it for the US tourist sector.
Guess that's it for the US tourist sector.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Americans will have to get comfortable with visiting international friends than expecting those people to visit on US terms
Guess that's it for the US tourist sector.
Guess that's it for the US tourist sector.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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"Pirates of the Caribbean"
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Pirates of the Caribbean"
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That's *heartbreaking.* Man had so many years left.
Rest in peace, man. Thanks for the years of laughter.
Rest in peace, man. Thanks for the years of laughter.
Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez from ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has sadly passed away at the age of 50, TMZ reports.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That's *heartbreaking.* Man had so many years left.
Rest in peace, man. Thanks for the years of laughter.
Rest in peace, man. Thanks for the years of laughter.
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behold, my new original characters do not steal.
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
behold, my new original characters do not steal.
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Headline: Trump is threatening new sanctions against the ICC unless the court agrees not to prosecute Trump or other US officials in the future.
Well, if you're looking for a candidate for most guilty looking dick move of the decade...
Well, if you're looking for a candidate for most guilty looking dick move of the decade...
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Headline: Trump is threatening new sanctions against the ICC unless the court agrees not to prosecute Trump or other US officials in the future.
Well, if you're looking for a candidate for most guilty looking dick move of the decade...
Well, if you're looking for a candidate for most guilty looking dick move of the decade...
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Down with ICE, up with the ICC.
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Down with ICE, up with the ICC.
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For the record, killing a character off doesn't mean they've been "fridged" even if it was your favorite. Even if the death serves mainly to motivate the other characters, because that's what happens sometimes that's storytelling baybee
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
For the record, killing a character off doesn't mean they've been "fridged" even if it was your favorite. Even if the death serves mainly to motivate the other characters, because that's what happens sometimes that's storytelling baybee
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Fewer children visiting cinemas; large increase in cinema visits by tall, lumpy men in trenchcoats.
I see that Captain Obvious is reporting from the front lines again.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Fewer children visiting cinemas; large increase in cinema visits by tall, lumpy men in trenchcoats.
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This isn’t a real comic but I still think about it a lot.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This isn’t a real comic but I still think about it a lot.
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So people have spent months making a folk hero of a guy who didn't actually do it?
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So people have spent months making a folk hero of a guy who didn't actually do it?
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The guy who is “slowing up” is always the last one to know.
“I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now!”
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The guy who is “slowing up” is always the last one to know.
Too bad his cult has been acting like he did this whole time.
One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol
We’ve been saying that since day one
We’ve been saying that since day one
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Too bad his cult has been acting like he did this whole time.
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Attacking your own capital is not sedition, but a “day of love” but questioning the president’s health is a crime worthy of death.
Trump says reporting on his health is "seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean 'THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.' They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it."
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Attacking your own capital is not sedition, but a “day of love” but questioning the president’s health is a crime worthy of death.
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Trump’s rationing pencils while building a $300 million gold plated ballroom.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump’s rationing pencils while building a $300 million gold plated ballroom.
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SURELY The Onion MUST have already made a joke about Nazis demanding a return to Times New Roman...
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
SURELY The Onion MUST have already made a joke about Nazis demanding a return to Times New Roman...
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I do absolutely everything in Times New Roman and enforce this as a standard when hiring and editing guest writers, so please know where I’m coming from when I say this is an absolutely moronic waste of time and energy.
Just a whole cabinet arranging pens on their desk while the world burns.
Just a whole cabinet arranging pens on their desk while the world burns.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I do absolutely everything in Times New Roman and enforce this as a standard when hiring and editing guest writers, so please know where I’m coming from when I say this is an absolutely moronic waste of time and energy.
Just a whole cabinet arranging pens on their desk while the world burns.
Just a whole cabinet arranging pens on their desk while the world burns.
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I refuse to surrender classical antiquity or Times New Roman font to the fascists.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I refuse to surrender classical antiquity or Times New Roman font to the fascists.
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Prices are low, but prices are high.
Trump: "One person said to me, 'it's unbelievable. Our economy is unbelievable.' There's never been anything -- but the Democrats go out -- 'prices are too high.' Yeah! Because they caused them to be too high. But now they're coming down."
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Prices are low, but prices are high.