someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione

Look. I don't know what to tell you. I said it would be a shit show.

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

I’ve been on hold for years 😩

My life goal is to get got in a pretty field of flowers and left to decay so that my human juices will nourish the earth and then eventually evaporate into the aether so I can become one with the clouds. I wanna be nice and old though so tell your grandkids pls & thanks

Human connections? They're fine, but what I really want is to make connections with pro-labor orange tabbys, some of whom post daily reports of their activities and one that may or may not be plotting world domination with their one brain cell.

Oh shit that's his real name I thought you guys were doing a bit

few know this but santa breeds reindeer year round to meet the elves’ insatiable demand for meat

Accurate. Repost if you agree.

I challenge anyone who asserts that The Princess Bride isn’t one of the greatest films ever made.

The young star cluster NGC 602.

Credit JWST