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Massive_dink 👊🇺🇸🔥
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It's ironic
Frank just took a little vacation what a dog
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just took the fattest shit anything happen in the lions game?
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Waiter waiter more Coates please
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Pharrell when he’s deciding how to start the beat:
Rashid Shaheed's receptions by game over the last 6 weeks

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October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BANG
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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JAVÍER BÁEZ HOMERUN
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JAVYYYYY
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hmmm which team here is satanic 🤔
September 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
KERBY JOESPH ALL PRO PLAYS
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No team in the nfl is having their TE1 and WR1 blocking like that I'm sorry
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Everyone needs someone in their life that is there for them as much as Jamo is for DMo on every big run 🥹
September 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I think it would have been more entertaining if we ran a rush push there 😁
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"The whole league is trying to ban a play because they can't stop it" narrative was republican propaganda and I'll never forgive the eagles for it.
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Happy Waiver Wire Evening!

⤵️My Week 3 DST SOS chart/heat map showing next 4 matchups for each DST

Sorted from easiest to hardest matchups over next 4 games

(rest of season available at my Patreon, see replies)

🟢Favorable matchup
🔴Difficult matchup
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:

1. Pavel Datsyuk career highlights

2. Henrik Zetterberg Con Smythe Shift

3. John Wall vs Atlanta Falcons playoffs highlights

4. Kerryon Johnson vs New England Patriots highlights

5. LeBron James 2016 playoffs highlights
Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:

1. a hug from someone you love

2. winning on the final play of a video game

3. a gulp of ice cold water on a hot day

4. cheap Michigan edibles

5. a light bite on the bottom lip while kissing a partner
Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:

1) compliments -- giving and taking

2) cuddles from pets, especially ones that aren't always cuddly

3) vape pen hit + comedic tv show = millennial weeknight heaven

4) new sprouts and blooms in the garden

5) bread and butter
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
September 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Football is back
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can't wait for the real Liberation Day
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Saw a clip of Denzel Curry where he talks about working on a song and he says “I didn’t like my verse and I didn’t like my beat so I left and went to Six Flags” and that’s just good energy to manifest.
August 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not to be arrogant but I am at least in the top 5 if not in the goat debate for, "shut up and listen straight white males."
August 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The energy provisions in the Republicans' One Big Horrible Bill are truly so bad! Who wants this? The country's automakers don't want it. Electric utilities don't want it. Data center developers don't want it. Manufacturers in energy intensive industries don't want it. 🔌💡
June 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
All for it, but if "giant white guy" blocks my view of the pitch we gotta problem
June 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Jon Stewart says based shit and instinctively hits the griddy. We can still come out of this.
This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut
June 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"An incompetent warning shot or the act of a coward, either way it needs to be properly investigated... how is it okay for your police force to be firing at unarmed Australian journalists?"

Karl Stefanovic, an anchor for the Australian broadcast channel that @laurentomasi.bsky.social works for.
June 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM