Mason Rhade
@masonrhade.com
Tier ∞ Support bringing miracles to my IT Department out in the PNW.
Sometimes i comment on my job, most times its on Magic TG, My Cat, SCIFI and Video Games.
I say fuck a lot, you'll live.
Sometimes i comment on my job, most times its on Magic TG, My Cat, SCIFI and Video Games.
I say fuck a lot, you'll live.
"That microplastic semen guy" is a brand new fucking sentence for me and i am going to use it today.
Wait. Wait. Delirious was in 1983, FORTY TWO human years ago, and present-day Eddie Murphy looks this good? That microplastic semen guy should take notes.
I can't help it, I'm going down an Eddie Murphy rabbit hole. He's just so funny, and it's nice to laugh in this stupid fucking world.
The Brando and Yul Brynner stories here are hilarious.
The Brando and Yul Brynner stories here are hilarious.
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"That microplastic semen guy" is a brand new fucking sentence for me and i am going to use it today.
Discstrodamus. N. -
That time when Disco turned out to be absolutely right and the fucking freeway got hit by shrapnel including cars.
That time when Disco turned out to be absolutely right and the fucking freeway got hit by shrapnel including cars.
I’ve intentionally wound down engagement with the NYT but willing to make an exception to spread the word of potential shelling on the freeways.
The Marines are going to fire 155-millimeter artillery shells over the extremely busy 5 freeway on Saturday.
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Discstrodamus. N. -
That time when Disco turned out to be absolutely right and the fucking freeway got hit by shrapnel including cars.
That time when Disco turned out to be absolutely right and the fucking freeway got hit by shrapnel including cars.
Cashed in my Amorphous Materials.
Got enough to finish building out more then a couple descendants and weapons.
Maxing something to 50/60 is going to take awhile.
#firstdescendant #thefirstdescendant
Got enough to finish building out more then a couple descendants and weapons.
Maxing something to 50/60 is going to take awhile.
#firstdescendant #thefirstdescendant
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Cashed in my Amorphous Materials.
Got enough to finish building out more then a couple descendants and weapons.
Maxing something to 50/60 is going to take awhile.
#firstdescendant #thefirstdescendant
Got enough to finish building out more then a couple descendants and weapons.
Maxing something to 50/60 is going to take awhile.
#firstdescendant #thefirstdescendant
i was today's year old when i discovered there is a Select All Duplicates option for Dismantling Modules in #thefirstdescendant. I'm so annoyed i did not notice this sooner.
October 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i was today's year old when i discovered there is a Select All Duplicates option for Dismantling Modules in #thefirstdescendant. I'm so annoyed i did not notice this sooner.
Player colissions in #thefirstdescendant is still absolute bullshit.
kinda tired of hitting someone while i grapple and getting fucked.
kinda tired of hitting someone while i grapple and getting fucked.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Player colissions in #thefirstdescendant is still absolute bullshit.
kinda tired of hitting someone while i grapple and getting fucked.
kinda tired of hitting someone while i grapple and getting fucked.
okay, i think this was part of todays update but not entirely sure.
They added the symbols of the mods you have in the slot so you know which symbol to add with Crystal Catalyst.
That's a great Quality of Life update for #thefirstdescendant
They added the symbols of the mods you have in the slot so you know which symbol to add with Crystal Catalyst.
That's a great Quality of Life update for #thefirstdescendant
October 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
okay, i think this was part of todays update but not entirely sure.
They added the symbols of the mods you have in the slot so you know which symbol to add with Crystal Catalyst.
That's a great Quality of Life update for #thefirstdescendant
They added the symbols of the mods you have in the slot so you know which symbol to add with Crystal Catalyst.
That's a great Quality of Life update for #thefirstdescendant
i know they said they weren't going away when the new Colossi challenge comes in but i am super pleased that i managed to get all of the Storm Hanger gear before the new update.
#thefirstdescendant
#thefirstdescendant
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i know they said they weren't going away when the new Colossi challenge comes in but i am super pleased that i managed to get all of the Storm Hanger gear before the new update.
#thefirstdescendant
#thefirstdescendant
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RE: Hulk Hogan
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RE: Hulk Hogan
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Six Expansions and Four living Seasons into @guildwars2.com and Queen Jenna and Pact Commander Logan aren't married with like 20 kids.
I'm flabbergasted.
I'm flabbergasted.
July 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Six Expansions and Four living Seasons into @guildwars2.com and Queen Jenna and Pact Commander Logan aren't married with like 20 kids.
I'm flabbergasted.
I'm flabbergasted.
Watching a company you have been apart of for half a decade turn on itself and not so slowly implode is heart breaking.
June 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Watching a company you have been apart of for half a decade turn on itself and not so slowly implode is heart breaking.
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always panicking.
June 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always panicking.
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June 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hit 565 mastery tonight in #guildwars2.
Slowly making my way to that sexy 620 high score.
55 points to go.
Slowly making my way to that sexy 620 high score.
55 points to go.
May 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hit 565 mastery tonight in #guildwars2.
Slowly making my way to that sexy 620 high score.
55 points to go.
Slowly making my way to that sexy 620 high score.
55 points to go.
83/100
Never played Shenmue, silent hill, the Sims, pikmin, fire emblem and a few others.
Wait do demos count? If they don't my body count is probably low mid 70s.
Never played Shenmue, silent hill, the Sims, pikmin, fire emblem and a few others.
Wait do demos count? If they don't my body count is probably low mid 70s.
May 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
83/100
Never played Shenmue, silent hill, the Sims, pikmin, fire emblem and a few others.
Wait do demos count? If they don't my body count is probably low mid 70s.
Never played Shenmue, silent hill, the Sims, pikmin, fire emblem and a few others.
Wait do demos count? If they don't my body count is probably low mid 70s.
Look
regardless of your affiliation right now. i think we can all agree on one thing.
People who put milk into a bowl first and THEN pour cereal are absolutely cracked and should not be breathing the same air as the rest of us.
Optimus wept, cereal first AND THEN MILK PEOPLE.
regardless of your affiliation right now. i think we can all agree on one thing.
People who put milk into a bowl first and THEN pour cereal are absolutely cracked and should not be breathing the same air as the rest of us.
Optimus wept, cereal first AND THEN MILK PEOPLE.
April 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Look
regardless of your affiliation right now. i think we can all agree on one thing.
People who put milk into a bowl first and THEN pour cereal are absolutely cracked and should not be breathing the same air as the rest of us.
Optimus wept, cereal first AND THEN MILK PEOPLE.
regardless of your affiliation right now. i think we can all agree on one thing.
People who put milk into a bowl first and THEN pour cereal are absolutely cracked and should not be breathing the same air as the rest of us.
Optimus wept, cereal first AND THEN MILK PEOPLE.
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This is a reminder to invest in physical media. When you stream or rent books, movies, or shows, you do not own them. You just pay services to have access to them. That access can be revoked at any time.
Buy physical media so you can own your media.
Buy physical media so you can own your media.
April 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is a reminder to invest in physical media. When you stream or rent books, movies, or shows, you do not own them. You just pay services to have access to them. That access can be revoked at any time.
Buy physical media so you can own your media.
Buy physical media so you can own your media.
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well, well, well
looks like those of us who aren't saving retirement because we assume we'll die long before we can retire win again
looks like those of us who aren't saving retirement because we assume we'll die long before we can retire win again
April 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
well, well, well
looks like those of us who aren't saving retirement because we assume we'll die long before we can retire win again
looks like those of us who aren't saving retirement because we assume we'll die long before we can retire win again
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I hope deep in his little piglet brain he's scared as fuck.
April 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I hope deep in his little piglet brain he's scared as fuck.
Canceled TV show you will never stop thinking about
March 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Canceled TV show you will never stop thinking about
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Look, I know you said you've tried everything, but have you tried throwing an Owlbear at your problem.
Look, I know what you're thinking but trust me. Owlbear solves everything.
Look, I know what you're thinking but trust me. Owlbear solves everything.
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Look, I know you said you've tried everything, but have you tried throwing an Owlbear at your problem.
Look, I know what you're thinking but trust me. Owlbear solves everything.
Look, I know what you're thinking but trust me. Owlbear solves everything.
Impulsed bought a Dominaria United box of magic tcg cards.
10 mythics and quite a bit of rares on top of everything else.
Very excited to sort through and pick out some stuff for decks.
Easily my favorite box pull outside of Kamigawa neon dynasty in the last few years of releases.
10 mythics and quite a bit of rares on top of everything else.
Very excited to sort through and pick out some stuff for decks.
Easily my favorite box pull outside of Kamigawa neon dynasty in the last few years of releases.
March 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Impulsed bought a Dominaria United box of magic tcg cards.
10 mythics and quite a bit of rares on top of everything else.
Very excited to sort through and pick out some stuff for decks.
Easily my favorite box pull outside of Kamigawa neon dynasty in the last few years of releases.
10 mythics and quite a bit of rares on top of everything else.
Very excited to sort through and pick out some stuff for decks.
Easily my favorite box pull outside of Kamigawa neon dynasty in the last few years of releases.
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The Magic Story Podcast is breaking down the five clans of #MTGTarkir Dragonstorm with Senior Narrative Game Designer Lauren Bond and Senior Art Director Forrest Schehl, giving you a behind-the-scenes look at this truly epic set.
Watch the episode now! mtg.social/MagicStoryTDM
Watch the episode now! mtg.social/MagicStoryTDM
March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Magic Story Podcast is breaking down the five clans of #MTGTarkir Dragonstorm with Senior Narrative Game Designer Lauren Bond and Senior Art Director Forrest Schehl, giving you a behind-the-scenes look at this truly epic set.
Watch the episode now! mtg.social/MagicStoryTDM
Watch the episode now! mtg.social/MagicStoryTDM