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Mas Mark
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Just shoot me.
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sean Duffy is the one criticizing people for how they dress at the airport.
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My late great friend Reeva might have said, "Look at him just standing there, like the shamas in the pickle factory."
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That face you make whenever someone says, "Yes, but Obama put in a basketball court."
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ya know how certain folks complain that we're "destroying history" every time a Confederate statue is taken down?
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
July 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
May 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Breaking news:
Trump has named the Jardiance lady to head the FDA.
May 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
All this talk about dolls...
May 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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As my colleague Dan Savage likes to say, not the obituary I'd hoped to read this morning.
April 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It's funny when Pee-Wee says it; Trump, not so much.
April 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
April 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Just an administrative error."
Brazil (1985, Terry Gilliam) - Mistake? Haha. We don't make mistakes.
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April 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
March 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trump doesn't know how to wield soft power. Just ask Melania.
March 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
♫ Chain, chain, chain, chainsaw of fools
March 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is not a drill.
March 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Well Trump did bring down the price of nest eggs.
March 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Real Time with Bill Maher has been back on the air since January. Without even watching, I know that he’s complained that he once saw someone wearing a mask while driving alone. (That person was me. I was on my way to pick someone up and didn’t want to spew my germs throughout the compartment.)
March 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Adrian Brody thinks this speech is embarrassingly long & self-indulgent.

#StateOfTheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM